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- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Category Archives: satire
Good reasons to burn the Qur’an
Some douchebags were going to burn the Koran tomorrow for close-minded reasons that confuse fanaticism with religious representation. And as much as it is their right to express themselves in whatever way they choose, I can’t support it. Mainly because … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged 9/11, book burning, burning, comedy, Dove Outreach Center, humor, koran, qur'an, september 11
67 Comments
Be a Ground Hero Not a Ground Zero
I heard a little piece of news about a protest in New York City. Apparently, people are upset about plans to build a mosque near Ground Zero. My friend Faiqa even wrote a post about it. The more that I … Continue reading
Where Mel Gibson lives (with apologies to Shel Silverstein)
There is a place where Mel Gibson lives All around the hate begins, And there the folks are mainly white, And there the words are formed from spite, And there evil words have taken flight To deny the Holocaust sin. … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged bigotry, comedy, humor, mel gibson, poetry, prejudice, shel silverstein, where the sidewalk ends
29 Comments
DWB (Driving While Black)
Racial profiling is all the rage now, thanks to Arizona’s new laws, but it’s been an issue for many years. The concept of being pulled over for DWB has been around for awhile. DWB stands for Driving While Black, although … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged arizona, comedy, driving while black, driving while brown, dwb, fwm, humor, racial profiling, satire
35 Comments
Women are whining about unequal pay again . . . sigh
CNN had an article yesterday bemoaning the fact that women still get lower pay when looking at 25 different careers. On first blush, it seems like this is a travesty, that women are still getting the shaft just because they … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged cnn, comedy, employment workplace, gender bias, gender inequality, humor, satire
60 Comments
Adam At The Race (with apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer)
Adam At The Race A Ballad of Altamonte Sung in the Year 2010 It was a cold Saturday morn when Adam talked to Britt, About work and life and other random bits of shit, Looking back now, he remembered the … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged britt, casey at the bat, comedy, ernest thayer, humor, miss britt, parody, poems
25 Comments
Swine flu’s still around?
I originally wrote this six months ago when I assumed that the mass hysteria from a strain of the flu (that is just like other strains except new) would die down within a month or so. With some of the … Continue reading
Gang Rape: Looking deeper
By now, almost all of you have heard of that horrific gang rape of the fifteen-year old girl in California (of course, is there any such thing as a non-horrific gang rape? I mean, is there a nice gang rape … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged atrocity, comedy, dark comedy, dark humor, gang rape, horror, humor, parody, satire
175 Comments
Other ways the FTC should crack down on bloggers
On Monday, the FTC announced that bloggers must disclose any payments that they receive from companies for reviewing their products. This isn’t a law, but it’s the federal government’s official interpretation of the law, which means that bloggers who fail … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged blogging, disclosure, federal government, ftc, humor, parody, satire
44 Comments
Avitter: The anti-social network #izeafest
After spending a weekend at IZEAfest listening to people talk about social networking and their expertise in said arena, I have decided that I need to be at the forefront of a new trend. I want to be the pioneer … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged comedy, facebook, humor, izea, izeafest, myspace, social networking, social networking expert, twitter, youtube
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