Category Archives: satire

Gang Rape: Looking deeper

Posted on Thursday, October 29, 2009 by Avitable

By now, almost all of you have heard of that horrific gang rape of the fifteen-year old girl in California (of course, is there any such thing as a non-horrific gang rape? I mean, is there a nice gang rape … Continue reading →

Posted in satire | Tagged atrocity, comedy, dark comedy, dark humor, gang rape, horror, humor, parody, satire | 175 Comments

Other ways the FTC should crack down on bloggers

Posted on Wednesday, October 7, 2009 by Avitable

On Monday, the FTC announced that bloggers must disclose any payments that they receive from companies for reviewing their products. This isn’t a law, but it’s the federal government’s official interpretation of the law, which means that bloggers who fail … Continue reading →

Posted in satire | Tagged blogging, disclosure, federal government, ftc, humor, parody, satire | 44 Comments

Avitter: The anti-social network #izeafest

Posted on Sunday, October 4, 2009 by Avitable

After spending a weekend at IZEAfest listening to people talk about social networking and their expertise in said arena, I have decided that I need to be at the forefront of a new trend. I want to be the pioneer … Continue reading →

Posted in satire | Tagged comedy, facebook, humor, izea, izeafest, myspace, social networking, social networking expert, twitter, youtube | 24 Comments

Edna Prygyz – Project 2,996: Remembering 9/11

Posted on Friday, September 11, 2009 by Avitable

Edna Prygyz was born in 1908 and was survived by nine children, fourteen grandchildren, nineteen great-grandchildren, and one great-great-granddaughter. She was horribly afraid of flying and it was likely that her death was painless, because she self-medicated heavily using a … Continue reading →

Posted in satire | Tagged 9/11, comedy, dark humor, edna prygyz, project 2996, remembrance, satire, september 11 | 153 Comments

A Danger to our Children: Presidential Address to Students

Posted on Monday, September 7, 2009 by Avitable

On Tuesday, September 8th, at 12 PM EST, President Barack Obama will address our nation’s students. Controversy has arisen over the President’s audacity in scheduling this Presidential Address. “I ain’t let a black man talk to mah kids since 2005 … Continue reading →

Posted in satire | Tagged barack obama, capitalism, comedy, democrats, exaggeration, humor, parody, president, president obama, presidential address, republicans, sarcasm, satire, socialism | 71 Comments

Headlines: The Rush Limbaugh Effect

Posted on Friday, September 4, 2009 by Avitable

When I try to come up with posts for each day, I will usually spend some time on CNN or other news sites and see if any articles catch my eye. Tonight, there wasn’t shit going on, so I decided … Continue reading →

Posted in satire | Tagged big fat idiot, cnn, comedy, conservative, democrat, dittohead, headlines, humor, liberal, limbaugh, republican, rush limbaugh | 47 Comments

World Leaders Review Obama’s Performance

Posted on Wednesday, August 26, 2009 by Avitable

From CNN: Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro criticized President Obama for expanding the war effort in Afghanistan, but Castro also mildly praised Obama’s domestic initiatives, such as health care reform. In an essay published Tuesday in Cuba’s state-run newspaper, Granma, … Continue reading →

Posted in Politics, satire | Tagged barack obama, comedy, dark humor, fidel castro, humor, obama, president obama, world leaders | 47 Comments

Avitable answers your questions about health care reform

Posted on Thursday, August 20, 2009 by Avitable

With so much disinformation out there about President Obama’s plan to reform the current health care system in America, I thought it was important to help clear the air. Much like I did when the swine flu hysteria hit the … Continue reading →

Posted in satire | Tagged barack obama, health care, health care reform, humor, insurance, parody, reform, sarcasm, satire | 104 Comments

Mother Truckers

Posted on Friday, August 14, 2009 by Avitable

“I hereby call this meeting of the Society of Hateful American Truckers to order.” “Hear hear!” “For our first order of business, I turn to my esteemed colleague from the Southeastern District, Mr. Devil Rig.” “Thank you, Chairman Rough Dawg. … Continue reading →

Posted in satire | Tagged comedy, humor, road rage, satire, trucking, trucks | 57 Comments

The Day That Twitter Died

Posted on Friday, August 7, 2009 by Avitable

On Thursday, August 6th, 2009, from 9:04 AM until 11:42 AM Eastern Standard Time, the largest social networking site in the world, Twitter, experienced an outage that prevented its millions of users from reaching its servers. In that short period … Continue reading →

Posted in satire | Tagged comedy, fail whale, humor, tweet, twitter | 122 Comments