Category Archives: Serious stuff

In Memoriam: Puppy Monster

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The one where I write seriously and regret hitting publish almost immediately.

Where is that thing that is going to consume me? Who is that one who will reflect me? What is the reason that I am here? I sit at my desk, eyes closed, listening to Moonlight Sonata, and I type … Continue reading

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My years at a private Christian school

  See that little effeminate dude in the pink shirt and plaid shorts?  That’s me, age 5, in my first grade class photo.  I can only guess that my mother let me dress myself.  The adult in the picture is … Continue reading

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“You know how women are”

“She told me explicitly that she didn’t want a gift. All she wanted was a nice card with some thought put into it.” “Adam, you know how women are. She says that, but she doesn’t mean it.” Over the past … Continue reading

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Is Blood Thicker Than Water?

On Easter Sunday, I had brunch with a large group of my immediate and extended family members, during which I posted this on Facebook: Monday morning, I received an irate phone call from a different member of my family who … Continue reading

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Still here

It’s humbling to admit weakness. I have this overwhelming need to put forth the impression that I’m perfect, and to tell the world exactly how bad things had gotten was not my favorite moment of my life. It helped, though. … Continue reading

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Stripped bare

Monday night, I had a dream where I was sitting on a bed with someone and put my head on her shoulder.  She grasped my hand in hers and I told her that I was sorry, that the threads we … Continue reading

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Mirror, mirror . . .

Recently, I was accused of using my blog to build a shrine to myself.  I initially denied it, but after some thought, I realized that it’s hard to disagree with.  I mean, I’m not interested in this site being an … Continue reading

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Doing comedy

When I was a junior at Spruce Creek High School in 1993, I performed in the Mr. and Mrs. Spruce Creek pageant, a talent competition.  Many of the competitors danced or sung or performed other performing arts.  I did a … Continue reading

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Thank God for Dead Soldiers

Before I start this post, which has nothing to do with comedy or humor, I wanted to let you know about a special event happening here in Orlando this weekend. And by special, I mean “terrifying”, because it involves me … Continue reading

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