The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Category Archives: Serious stuff
Thank God for Dead Soldiers
Before I start this post, which has nothing to do with comedy or humor, I wanted to let you know about a special event happening here in Orlando this weekend. And by special, I mean “terrifying”, because it involves me … Continue reading
What I learned about judging the Georgia Academic Decathlon State Competition
When I told Heather that I’d be happy to come up to Atlanta to be a Speech Judge for the Georgia Academic Decathlon’s (GAD) State Competition, I saw it as little more than an excuse to visit Atlanta. I figured … Continue reading
For @mooshinindy: A letter to your baby #mozzi
mozzi (n) – a pseudonym for a heretofore unnamed and unborn child. See also moosh. Dear Mozzi, As I write this letter, you’re still comfortably entrenched in your mom‘s belly and won’t be venturing out in the world for a … Continue reading
The first Christmas since
Last Christmas was probably one of the best that I’ve had in a long time. It was filled with family and friends and presents and food and happiness. We hosted dinner at our house for 30 people and there was … Continue reading
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I’m thankful for you.
This has been an interesting year filled with transition, heartbreak, loneliness, and sorrow, but also happiness, independence, change, and progress. The constant throughout this process has been my group of friends. Although I know it’s a crutch, the validation and … Continue reading
I think my holiday spirit is in my other pants.
Yesterday, I was reading a post about holiday Grinchiness and I realized that I was feeling the same way. I really don’t want to have anything to do with the holidays this year. My Thanksgiving will be spent with my … Continue reading
About pedophilia and censorship
Pedophilia to us humans is a bit like Kryptonite is to Superman. Have you ever seen any incarnation of Superman where someone approaches him with Kryptonite? He stumbles, usually closes his eyes, sticks his hand out and just flails wildly, … Continue reading
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Tagged amazon, amazon.com, cecilyk, censorship, drama, first amendment, freedom of speech, overreaction, pedophilia
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My thoughts on death; also, RIP Scott Campbell
A man I knew died yesterday. I can’t say that I liked him very much, or even that I knew him at all. Scott Campbell was a biology teacher at my high school and I never gave him much thought … Continue reading
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Tagged dark, death, dwayne scott campbell, eulogy, morbid, rip, scott campbell
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The STD Test
Last week, I took an STD test. Actually, let me start at the beginning. Two weeks ago, I was chatting on Skype with a friend in Japan. She was telling me about her most recent boyfriend when something she said … Continue reading
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Tagged sex, sexual activity, sexually transmitted disease, std, stds, testing
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For Tanis
Tanis, It’s not an equal balance, having one son’s birthday on the anniversary of another son’s death. This isn’t the universe setting things right by giving you a child to care for who needs your special kind of love and … Continue reading






