Category Archives: Substitute Avitable

The lucky world of the motherfucker

Posted on Saturday, June 13, 2009 by Avitable

It’s day two at ConFab, and even though my blog is a bit broken right now, it still works enough to appreciate and show the love to my next guest poster. When I first saw comments by Mr. Lady, I … Continue reading →

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Just call us Alimartellable

Posted on Friday, June 12, 2009 by Avitable

Since I’m in Lexington, Kentucky, this weekend, at ConFab, I lined up a few guest posters who will do their best to entertain you until Tuesday. First up is Ali from “Cheaper than Therapy”. She’s funny, sarcastic, she can’t poop … Continue reading →

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S&M melts in your crotch, not in your hands: Product Review

Posted on Saturday, June 6, 2009 by Avitable

Hey everyone – Avitable here. When someone emailed me and asked if they could use my blog as a forum to review sex toys anonymously, how could I have said anything other than yes? Please to enjoy: I love to … Continue reading →

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Sizing Up Our Final Frontiers

Posted on Wednesday, October 22, 2008 by Avitable

I am actually back in Orlando, but I’ve needed this respite from blogging. Normal posting will resume tomorrow, but, more importantly, tonight, after a two-show hiatus, “Clearly, you’re retarded” is back on the air! Tonight at 9 PM EST on … Continue reading →

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Throbbing cock of doom

Posted on Tuesday, October 21, 2008 by Avitable

Sometimes people come into my office, see my action figures, my life-sized Yoda, my 30,000 comics and say, “Adam, could you be a bigger geek?” And I just point to today’s guest poster, Heather, and say, “Yes.” She and her … Continue reading →

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No porn here!

Posted on Monday, October 20, 2008 by Avitable

Amanda told me that she was going to write a post all about her breasts and post high-resolution photos of each of them for everyone else to enjoy while I was gone. I forgive her, even though she is a … Continue reading →

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My head is just getting bigger by the second. And yes, I’m talking about my penis.

Posted on Sunday, October 19, 2008 by Avitable

Today, I’m probably getting pretty sick of having no internet and being on the beach at a tropical resort. Yes, I’m weird, I know. According to Gina, though, I’m pretty awesome, too! Hi! I’m Gina from, well, See Gina Blog. … Continue reading →

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Freud’s a fraud and Jung was too young

Posted on Saturday, October 18, 2008 by Avitable

My next guest blogger, RW, doesn’t like you. Really. And he doesn’t want you to come visit his blog. He especially doesn’t want you to comment. And that’s why I love to fuck with him by encouraging all of you … Continue reading →

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Avitable . . . the Newest MacGyver

Posted on Friday, October 17, 2008 by Avitable

I’d never usually consider reading, much less falling in love with, a blog called “Attack of the Redneck Mommy“. I mean, it has “redneck” and “mommy” in the title! Luckily for me (and of course, even luckier for the author), … Continue reading →

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Pakistan in the place where you were

Posted on Thursday, October 16, 2008 by Avitable

I’ve known Faiqa since I was in 9th grade – she was a year ahead of me in the International Baccalaureate program and, just like the rest of us there, a huge nerd, dork, geek, and dweeb. Her guest post, … Continue reading →

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