Category Archives: Substitute Avitable

I’m like Jesus!

Posted on Wednesday, October 15, 2008 by Avitable

I’m actually still in town and don’t leave until tomorrow, but I have too many things going on to blog. So, here’s your week of Substitute Avitables! My first guest poster is someone who seems to think that I have … Continue reading →

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Flashback: King of the Internet

Posted on Sunday, September 28, 2008 by Avitable

One year ago today, reposted because I’m lazy on Sundays now: Here is the direct link. Today’s guest post is brought to you by the gorgeous and powerful Crystal.

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The “Avitable’s Secret” Catalog…

Posted on Wednesday, July 2, 2008 by Avitable

Hey everybody, Hilly here!  Today I am filling in for Avitable and if you’ll excuse me, I need to fan myself off for a moment.  Quick, someone bring me a mint julep because I do believe I’m about to swoon.  … Continue reading →

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No Avitable. Period.

Posted on Thursday, March 27, 2008 by Avitable

Please welcome the lovely and talented Golf Widow who has agreed to write a guest post for me today. Give her lots of comment love, fuckers.: At the beginning of this year, the Fortune 500 company for which I’d been … Continue reading →

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A Day in the Life of a Fag

Posted on Sunday, September 30, 2007 by jester

Man, there’s a lot of pressure to be funny here today. I’ve known about writing a guest post here for a week, and I gotta tell you, I sat frozen for days wondering exactly what I was going to write … Continue reading →

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Kitty porn

Posted on Saturday, September 29, 2007 by Poppy

Hi everyone, Poppy here. Don’t let all the other Substitute Avitables fool you into thinking otherwise: Avi is all about the absolutely filthy, bordering on criminal, sexual perversion. Because I find his predilection for prepubescent school girls fairly disturbing I … Continue reading →

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King of the Internet

Posted on Friday, September 28, 2007 by Avitable

Here is the direct link. Today’s guest post is brought to you by the gorgeous and powerful Crystal.

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Billionaire Avitable

Posted on Thursday, September 27, 2007 by Dave2

I’m Dave from Blogography, and I shouldn’t even be here today. When Avitable asked me to guest-post on his blog, I immediately said “yes” thinking that he was going on a vacation, or needed time to work on a business … Continue reading →

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Cooking With Adam

Posted on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 by Amy

In case you don’t know me, I’m Amy from Amy’s Musings. I know, I know, it must seem very strange for a wholesome, mother of 3 to be friends with someone I affectionately refer to as “The Anti-Christ” but I … Continue reading →

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Tha Man, The Myth, The Legend

Posted on Tuesday, September 25, 2007 by Miss Britt

So, who is surprised that I am guest posting? Not you? Or you? Oh you KNEW I’d be on the list, did you? Shame on you. You all should be shocked. Because if you understood the dynamic of the Miss … Continue reading →

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