Category Archives: Substitute Avitable

I am looking for investors…

…for my latest and greatest idea: a chain of candlepin bowling alleys called Fuck-a-Baby Bowl-a-Rama. There are too many babies. I think we can all agree on that, especially in all those third world countries. Most of them are going … Continue reading

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Oh This Is Ridiculous!

My name is RW and I will never come back here again. When I logged on I had a post all ready to go on my clipboard and all I was going to have to do was paste it and … Continue reading

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