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- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Category Archives: TV and Movies
Avitable’s Fall TV Schedule aka “What you should watch if you like good TV”
For some people, television is the “idiot box” and should be turned off unless you’re watching the news. In my opinion, those people are the idiots. Television is simply a means to transmit information, just like a book, a magazine, … Continue reading
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Tagged 2010 fall schedule, fall schedule, shows to watch, television, tv
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Sucker Punch
I am very excited to see this! Zack Snyder’s two previous movies, 300 and Watchmen, were both visually compelling films with well-written stories. While there were flaws and the dialogue could be cheesy sometimes, those two movies rank among some … Continue reading
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LOST: The other side of the coin
See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.
On Television Finales (May Contain Spoilers)
I watch a shitload of television. And since watching last night’s series finale of LOST, I’ve been thinking about series finales of the shows I loved. Unless I’m missing one, every single show that ended on its own terms presented … Continue reading
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Tagged buffy the vampire slayer, fanboys, finales, lost, seinfeld, series finale, sopranos, television, tv
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My review of Iron Man 2 (No Spoilers)
Iron Man 2, quite obviously the sequel to Sherlock Holmes, is fun, smart, and fast paced. Robert Downey, Jr., plays the titular character and his alter-ego, Tony Stark, with the same aplomb and swagger, tinged with a bit of newly … Continue reading
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Tagged critic, iron man, jon favreau, movie, movie review, tony stark
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My review of Kick Ass (No Spoilers)
The movie “Kick Ass” is a darkly comedic violent look at what would happen if someone with no skills and no superpowers put on a costume and tried to fight crime. It’s directed by the excellent director behind “Layer Cake”, … Continue reading
I love it when a plan comes together
God help me, I know I shouldn’t get my hopes up, but the new A-team movie looks like a lot of fun.
June 30th can’t come fast enough!
I know this went live a few days ago, but it is pretty exciting! And fucking Team Jacob all the way!
My review of Alice in Wonderland (Spoiler Free)
I’m not sure what to say about this movie. I’ll start with the visuals. It was beautiful. A perfect Tim Burton world, realized down to every little detail. I could watch full scenes without paying attention to the dialogue and … Continue reading
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Tagged alice in wonderland, critic, movie, movie critique, movie review, tim burton
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