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No Internet makes Adam Something Something

Posted on Thursday, March 3, 2011 by Avitable

Go crazy? Don’t mind if I do. Fuck you, Bright House, and your poor excuse for service and “business” Internet.

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The tsunami that hit Hawaii

Posted on Monday, March 1, 2010 by Avitable

Anyone watching CNN on Saturday probably witnessed the pulse-pounding, nail-biting broadcast focused on a reef off of the coast of Hawaii, awaiting the destructive forces of a tsunami. Rarely has there been a broadcast so packed with intensity and urgency … Continue reading →

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Happy birthday to me.

Posted on Tuesday, January 26, 2010 by Avitable

Today, I turn 33. I plan on eating an entire grocery store birthday cake, four little ounces at a time. Who’s with me?

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Is 2010 over yet?

Posted on Monday, January 4, 2010 by Avitable

I think I might be ready for 2011 already.

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Halloween Party 2009 Announcement!

Posted on Monday, August 31, 2009 by Avitable

Set your browsers to http://www.avitable.com/halloween for all things Halloween Party 2009! We have exclusive T-shirts with designs from artists and bloggers. We have a raffle where you can win a free plane ticket to the Halloween party this year. We … Continue reading →

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Avitable’s rules for life

Posted on Wednesday, June 17, 2009 by Avitable

I’ve had this post idea from a post by Tracy in my drafts for a long time. Simply put, she came up with her rules for life. And now here are mine: 1. The world needs garbage men and house … Continue reading →

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Who knew I could be weird?

Posted on Friday, December 19, 2008 by Avitable

I got tagged by Bridget over at Yellaphant to do one of those lists of seven things that you might not know about me. This is more difficult than you’d think. I mean, I’ve already made a list of 100 … Continue reading →

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My Dear John Letter

Posted on Tuesday, June 17, 2008 by Avitable

Dear Happy Madison Productions, This will be the hardest letter I’ve ever written. I have wrestled with this for a long time, but recent events have finally given me the strength to move on with my life. I may have … Continue reading →

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Puerto Rico

Posted on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 by Avitable

So, as most of you know, I go in every week for a shave and a haircut at my barber’s. My first experience was awesome, but then I had a clowning experience, and of course, there was the photo opportunity … Continue reading →

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It is all a lie

Posted on Monday, June 11, 2007 by Avitable

Since I’m busy working on the postcards, I didn’t have time to write a post today. So I have a guest poster! And before I introduce him, don’t forget to head over to Burt Reynolds’ Mustache to read my post … Continue reading →

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