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Yesterday afternoon I was working and had a brilliant idea for a blog post for today. “I should write it now,” I thought. “Nah, you’ll remember it in the morning,” I also thought. Well, fuck. I have completely forgotten what … Continue reading →

I got fucking tagged by Tug. List seven songs you are into right now…no matter what they are. BUT. They must be songs you are presently enjoying. Then tag seven other people to see what they’re listening to. 1. “Run” … Continue reading →

I woke up this morning without anything substantial or amusing to say, so we’ll have to just have a few bullets: I’m working on my transition off of Blogger, and hopefully it will happen in the next week or so. … Continue reading →

Many people who have driven with me feel like I drive fast. The smartest ones are comfortable, because they know that I’m someone who has to be in control of something, and if I’m not in control, I won’t do … Continue reading →

I’ve decided to make this post a clothing-free area, so please remove all items of clothing before continuing. Now, sitting there, look down. If you’re a woman, you’ll of course see your funbags. The men will see hair on their … Continue reading →

Before I get to my post, a few items on the agenda. Today, as is every March 14th, is Steak and Blowjob Day. Don’t neglect your male significant other. If you don’t have a male significant other, a lonely male … Continue reading →

Going to Disney World today with our guest, so there will be no post today. I know that the characters walking around are usually small women, so I plan on sexually molesting as many as possible. Wish me luck! Tags: … Continue reading →

Thanks to Poppy for the meme for today’s post. Before we get to it, though, you need to hop your cute little asses over to Britt’s. I’ve got the guest post of the decade over there while she’s in Vegas, … Continue reading →