The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Just a few bullets
Thanks again for everyone’s input into my move away from Blogger. This will probably happen in the next few weeks. And for those of you who didn’t quite get it: I was not serious about autoplay music. I would never, … Continue reading
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About time to make a move
So I’m thinking of making the move to my own domain. I’ve enjoyed Blogger, but it’s time to move to something different, probably WordPress since that’s much easier for me to work with than EE. I’ve got hundreds of domain … Continue reading
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Sunshine and puppies
I had this post all ready to go about love and kisses and friendship and the people that I love the most. It was going to be optimistic and friendly and personable. But then I read my blogs through my … Continue reading
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Stupid quiz day
Tug had this on her blog, and I decided to do it. It’s about my boss. Now, since I am the boss, I decided to see how bad of a boss I am to my employees. Your Boss Is Not … Continue reading
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March
I can feel it in the air. I have the windows open, there’s a smell of recently mown grass, birds chirping, and a great breeze. March will redeem 2007. If not, I’ll just have to finish my time machine and … Continue reading
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Everybody is expressing their feelings
Last night, after watching a great episode of Veronica Mars (seriously, if you’re not watching this show by now, you’re retarded. Go watch War at Home and play in traffic!), I drove home from a friend’s house and put the … Continue reading
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Suggested viewing for mature audiences
I had a dream last night that I was on 24. And instead of trying to describe it, I thought I’d draw it. Of course, click to view the large version. Tags: 24, jack bauer, kiefer sutherland, avitable, avitable-isms Read … Continue reading
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Finances
We spent this weekend going through our various receipts and bills for 2006 to gather everything that needs to be tabulated for our taxes this year. Home office deductions, charities, corporate loss, my second company’s profit and loss – it … Continue reading
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Goodies
Saw this at Dave’s and Tracy’s. THE BOOK MEME! Science Fiction, Fantasy or Horror? I enjoy all three in certain doses. I find fantasy to be the most obnoxious genre, and scifi can get old quickly, but when they’re good, … Continue reading
Hair today, gone tomorrow
Well, my throat wasn’t cut by an inexperienced knuckle-dragger who got his barber’s license in a Cracker Jack box. I survived and actually enjoyed the experience. The guy cutting my hair was this little tiny wiry guy from New York … Continue reading
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