The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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My Christmas Gift to you: No Testicles!
That’s right. Unlike previous holidays, this Christmas I will not assault your senses with a photo in which I decorate my nutsack. It has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I’ve been too busy to Photoshop anything and … Continue reading
The One Where I Eat Ants
Also, go over to MoxieBird.com to see some close-up photos of what this snack really looks like along with a more in-depth review. Plus, you love me and want to come support me and leave comments over there!
My drunken treatise on Joss Whedon among other things
Sorry for the LOUD.
The year’s already getting off to a good start.
Location: Lake Mary, FL Date: New Year’s Eve, 2010 Number of beers consumed: Unknown Number of moves busted: Countless Old Man Dances in Lake Mary on NYE from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.
Teaching children about french kissing
Children French Kissing from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.
Search keyphrases: A beat poem by Avitable
Thanks to Grace for the idea.
Posted in Vlog
Tagged analytics, beat poetry, comedy, google, humor, keyphrases, keywords, poem, poetry, search
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How gay are my sunglasses? Your vote is needed!
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