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- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Category Archives: Whoring
Announcing the top Christmas gift of 2012: The 12-month Avitable Wall Calendar
It’s the product that nobody has been asking for. It’s the gift that keeps on giving until you curl up into a ball and cry for hours. It’s the feel-bad present that you give as a Secret Santa to that … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable 12 month wall calendar, calendar, selling out, Whoring
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Spreading myself across the Internet like buttah
Yeah, I’m here on Avitable.com writing all types of serious shit and the occasional dead celebrity interview, but I’m all over the web, too. Check out what you’ve been missing: I talked about music that you should be listening to … Continue reading
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Plethora of Pinatas
I do know what a plethora is, and while I haven’t been posting here daily, I’ve appeared in a plethora of places. Over the last couple of weeks, I have . . . … provided you with a guide on … Continue reading
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Tagged facebook, insert eyeroll, mamapop, moxiebird, stumbleupon, Whoring
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The 2010 Avitable Holiday Gift Guide
It may seem weird for me to post a gift guide after writing a post last week about feeling very Grinchy, but I don’t want everyone to have a bad holiday season. I just don’t feel like celebrating it myself! … Continue reading
Buy This Shirt
As I said over on the blog for my huge Halloween Party (the one to which that you are all invited – go read more!), this is the second year in a row that we’ve sold T-shirts to raise money … Continue reading
Avitable: Tshirt Whore
Have you ever thought to yourself, “Self, I wish there was a T-shirt out there that demonstrated that I was tech-savvy, perverted, clever, punny, trendy, and classy”? Well, now your dreams have been answered! Available in men’s and women’s sizes! … Continue reading
Music Review: The Receders “One Night Stand”
A couple of weeks ago, Jeff from View from the Cloud posted about his band, The Receders, having a CD being released. I’m always looking for new music so I plunked down the reasonable $12.00 (right here through the handy … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, jeff, music, one night stand, review, the receders, view from the cloud
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Steal This Shirt!
Every blogger knows that any conversation or activity can turn into something worth blogging or tweeting. You might as well put your family and friends on notice! The back of shirt is customizable with your own URL so that they … Continue reading
I want a Cadillac Escalade
I’ll be honest. I’m not a car person. I can change a tire, a battery, the oil, and I know enough to diagnose the basic problems that might go wrong, but beyond that, I’m pretty clueless. I like to drive, … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, cadillac, cadillac escalade, luxury, marketing, promotions, suv
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C is for cookie. Well, and cock.
Thank you to my favoritest blogger of all time, Amanda, who is the only person this wonderful holiday season who showered me with delicious cookies. She’s a very busy student and she still managed to find the time to bake … Continue reading
