Category Archives: Whoring

Masturbation that lasts the whole month of July . . . guaranteed

Posted on Tuesday, December 9, 2008 by Avitable

Here’s the thing. I’m going to go to BlogHer 2009 this July. There are several reasons for this. First and foremost, it’s in Chicago, and I have several friends who live there that I want to see. Secondly, I think … Continue reading →

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Free Holiday Gift Giveaway

Posted on Wednesday, November 26, 2008 by Avitable

It’s getting close to that time of year when gifts are exchanged, whether one celebrates Christmas or Chanukah or Festivus or something else. Those of you who are ahead of the game are done with your shopping, but most of … Continue reading →

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The End of an Error

Posted on Sunday, November 9, 2008 by Avitable

Since most members of my family are rabidly Republican, Thanksgiving this year should be very fun for those of us who voted for Obama. I’m thinking of ordering one of my own T-shirts just to wear to dinner. If you … Continue reading →

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I’m a fucking hot blogger and don’t you forget it

Posted on Sunday, October 26, 2008 by Avitable

So, everybody remembers that little Hot Blogger Calendar contest, right? Well, the photos have been taken, and I submitted another one after my first one was rejected. The calendars are being put together and they are now available for pre-order! … Continue reading →

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Idiots, idiots everywhere and not a drop to drink

Posted on Friday, August 29, 2008 by Avitable

For every smart, normal client we have, we have 10 who are gob-smacked morons. I purposely obfuscate the nature of the business I run for obvious reasons, but for clarity’s sake, just understand that we sell a service to professionals … Continue reading →

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Remember that movie Major League?

Posted on Wednesday, August 27, 2008 by Avitable

So, do you remember Major League? And do you remember how the coach inspired the team by putting up a cardboard standee of the bitch owner? She had pieces of clothing on, and for every win, he removed a piece … Continue reading →

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TestesMonials

Posted on Tuesday, March 4, 2008 by Avitable

No, this post isn’t about my balls. It’s about all of you wonderful folk who had the testicular fortitude to leave me a testimonial for my “About” page. I stole the idea from Dan, who sent a band of roving … Continue reading →

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Tits on the Radio

Posted on Friday, February 29, 2008 by Avitable

[Audio clip: view full post to listen] A few Friday points worth mentioning: First, I promised Kyra that I’d pimp her radio show if she’d send me a video of her having sex with an action figure of Batman. She … Continue reading →

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Whorsday

Posted on Thursday, February 21, 2008 by Avitable

First, let’s talk about Coke Rewards. Every 12-pack and 20-pack and 24-pack of cans of Coca-Cola brand soda and every individual bottle of soda has a Coke Rewards number on it, making it worth anywhere from 3 points to 20. … Continue reading →

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Can you hear me now?

Posted on Tuesday, January 15, 2008 by Avitable

With talking geckos, creepy mask-wearing kings, butchered classic songs, and annoying spokespersons like Jared and that Verizon guy, marketing seems to have hit an all-time low. Ads are just getting stupider and stupider, and their ability to interest anyone other … Continue reading →

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