The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Recent Posts
Category Archives: Writing
Struck
As some of you who pay attention to the entertainment world know, the WGA declared a strike yesterday. This strike will continue until they can resolve the compensation issue of new media, which I think means streaming video content and … Continue reading
Good start
I don’t plan on posting the whole content of what I write for every day, but I thought I’d post my first 1600 words. I’ll occasionally do excerpts for the future, though. I know it’s rough, and there are parts … Continue reading
Let’s see how it goes
Up until a few minutes ago, I still wasn’t positive about it. But now I’ve made up my mind. I am going to at least try to do NaNoWriMo. If I can average 1,667 words a day, I’ll get 50,000 … Continue reading
Partay
Two more days of prep doesn’t seem like enough time! Either that, or I need two of me. Or three of me. Hm – now that could be fun in the bedroom!
NaNoWriMo
So I’m thinking of doing NaNoWriMo, even though the name is retarded. For those of you who have no idea what that is, it stands for National Novel Writing Month. It’s a challenge to write 50,000 words starting on November … Continue reading
A limerick
There once was a blogger named Adam Who decided to post once per diem But when it got too late And he still had a blank slate He quickly wrote a post that was kinda sad-em.
Redneck haiku
My favorite blogger Mist and I did these back and forth in her comments a few months ago and I thought it would be fun to revisit them on my blog. Let me hear yours, too! Pitbulls are so great … Continue reading
Stories
I’ve stopped and started 10 different posts, but nothing wants to flow. Sometimes that’s what happens – the thoughts are there, right on the tip of my proverbial tongue, but I can’t get it out in a way that makes … Continue reading
“Clusterfucked” Part 1
We’re trying something different today. It’s a one-day round robin story over three different blogs. I’m writing part one, Amy‘s writing part two, and Britt‘s finishing it up. We’d each love feedback, so if it’s not too much fucking trouble, … Continue reading






