The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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In Memoriam
New York City’s Watchdog, we remember.
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged a pile of dog bones, avitable, memoriam, nycwd, puppy monster
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In Memoriam
New York City’s Watchdog, we remember.
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged a pile of dog bones, avitable, in memoriam, nycwd, puppy monster
27 Comments
Two bits indeed
It’s time for your final NYCWD update: We reached $3500! That’s an average of $350 per day, and $14.58 per hour! We received 275 donations from almost every state in the country plus Canada, Australia, Europe, Asia, and the Middle … Continue reading
Posted in Photos
Tagged a pile of dog bones, avitable, For-Dawg, funny, humor, nycwd, Photos, puppy monster
73 Comments
u r sew kewl
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: I’m still tallying the final totals – I have a few stragglers who I know are donating, so I want to wait until they do so before … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged a pile of dog bones, avitable, For-Dawg, funny, humor, myspace, nycwd, puppy monster, surveys
64 Comments
The atheist’s nightmare
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right now, at midnight EST on Saturday, June 30th, we have just raised $3300! I’m really amazed and proud of the support and generosity of … Continue reading
Posted in Church of Holy Avitableness
Tagged a pile of dog bones, atheists-nightmare, avitable, banana, church, For-Dawg, holy, jesus, nycwd, peanut-butter, puppy monster
68 Comments
Uh Vit Uh Bull
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right now, at midnight EST on Friday, June 29th, we have raised over $3200! Only two more days to give! Let’s keep it coming! And … Continue reading
Posted in Vlog
Tagged a pile of dog bones, avitable, For-Dawg, mr.-fabulous, nycwd, puppy monster, video, youtube
48 Comments
I love Michael Bay
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right now, at midnight EST on Thursday, June 28th, we have raised over $3000! It’s stalled a little, with only a few purchases coming in … Continue reading
100 Things Part 4
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right now, at midnight EST on Wednesday, June 27th, we have raised just over $3000! Can you imagine that? In just over 5 days, we … Continue reading
Posted in 100 Things
Tagged 100 Things, a pile of dog bones, avitable, For-Dawg, nycwd, puppy monster
59 Comments
Don’t fuck with my movie time
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right, now, at midnight EST on Tuesday, June 26th, we have raised just over $2800! Everyone is amazing. We’re so close to $3,000, and I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged a pile of dog bones, asshole, avitable, For-Dawg, nycwd, puppy monster, rant
91 Comments
Hurricane Britt
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right, now, at midnight EST on Monday, June 25th, we have raised an amazing $2700! Almost 220 people have contributed to the Puppy Monster Memorial … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged a pile of dog bones, avitable, britt, miss-britt.-hurricanes, nycwd, puppy monster, vagina
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