Tag Archives: absurd

Anonymous, you are my favorite person

Posted on Friday, January 28, 2011 by Avitable

There’s this silly little site called Formspring. The only function is to ask questions of other people or answer questions others ask of you. People can sign in or ask questions anonymously. It’s a fun little diversion. Recently, though, someone … Continue reading →

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Dear trick or treaters

Posted on Sunday, November 1, 2009 by Avitable

Dear trick or treaters, Fuck you. Thanks to only ten of you showing up at my doorstep last night, I have a bowl full of candy left that I have to eat because there are starving kids in Africa. And … Continue reading →

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Where did you put your wallet?

Posted on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 by Avitable

Yesterday morning, as my wife was getting ready to leave for work, she realized that she couldn’t find her wallet. Of course, this meant wasting a half hour frantically tearing the house apart, searching in both logical and illogical places … Continue reading →

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