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- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
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- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
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- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
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- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
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- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Dear Avitable Weekly Column #1
Last week I solicited advice questions for my new weekly advice column. I chose a few of the questions I received to answer in today’s post, my inaugural advice column: Blondefabulous asked: Yesterday I blogged about being taken advantage of … Continue reading
If Dear Abby had a set of testicles
Way back in March, I helped the ladies of Cosmo. Now I’m focusing my genius and years of experience on the poor saps who write letters to Dear Abby. STEAMED IN VAN NUYS asks: For 20 years I have gone … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Gives Advice
Tagged advice, advice column, comedy, dear-abby, humor, sarcasm
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We can fix your life
“Please, Britt,” I beg. “It will only last an hour.” “Not tonight,” she says bluntly. “I have a headache and I’m tired and I don’t feel like it.” “Fine, maybe I’ll just do it with myself or even ask Faiqa … Continue reading
Posted in CYR
Tagged advice, advice column, avitable, britt, CYR, dear-abby, miss britt, talkshoe
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Avitable helps the ladies of Cosmo
I’m a problem solver. When people have issues or questions, even ones that they don’t know, I feel obligated to step up and help. I’m always right, I’m smarter than they are, and their lives will be better as a … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged advice, advice column, avitable, comedy, cosmo, cosmo magazine, cosmopolitan, dear-abby, humor
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