Tag Archives: advice

Nine Things Women Don’t Want Men To Know

Posted on Friday, April 22, 2011 by Avitable

I got an email from eHarmony today with some “awesome” dating advice entitled “Nine Things Women Don’t Want Men To Know“. Are you ready for this smackdown of truthiness? I’m copying and pasting this article verbatim to share the idiocy. … Continue reading →

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Just call me Dear Abby . . . again

Posted on Monday, December 6, 2010 by Avitable

Before you read today’s post, I’m almost ready to start sending out Christmas cards, so if you haven’t yet added your name to my mailing list, go do it now! Last year I took it upon myself to go through … Continue reading →

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Dear Avitable Weekly Column #1

Posted on Friday, December 11, 2009 by Avitable

Last week I solicited advice questions for my new weekly advice column. I chose a few of the questions I received to answer in today’s post, my inaugural advice column: Blondefabulous asked: Yesterday I blogged about being taken advantage of … Continue reading →

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If Dear Abby had a set of testicles

Posted on Wednesday, December 2, 2009 by Avitable

Way back in March, I helped the ladies of Cosmo. Now I’m focusing my genius and years of experience on the poor saps who write letters to Dear Abby. STEAMED IN VAN NUYS asks: For 20 years I have gone … Continue reading →

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We can fix your life

Posted on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 by Avitable

“Please, Britt,” I beg. “It will only last an hour.” “Not tonight,” she says bluntly. “I have a headache and I’m tired and I don’t feel like it.” “Fine, maybe I’ll just do it with myself or even ask Faiqa … Continue reading →

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Avitable helps the ladies of Cosmo

Posted on Thursday, March 19, 2009 by Avitable

I’m a problem solver. When people have issues or questions, even ones that they don’t know, I feel obligated to step up and help. I’m always right, I’m smarter than they are, and their lives will be better as a … Continue reading →

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Blog Anal. ysis.

Posted on Wednesday, December 17, 2008 by Avitable

According to WordPress, today is my 1500th post. Since starting to blog in June 2004, I’ve written 589,763 words. I’ve received 31,223 comments. My commenters have written 1,105,343 words. According to Typealyzer, my blog’s Myers-Briggs personality type is ISTP – … Continue reading →

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Dear Abby can suck a nut

Posted on Tuesday, December 16, 2008 by Avitable

As everybody knows, Britt and I take an hour every Wednesday to debate a topic on the air. It’s a fun hour, and things usually get heated as we tear each other to shreds over the other’s opinion, and everybody … Continue reading →

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The Sound of One Hand Fapping

Posted on Thursday, April 10, 2008 by Avitable

As many of you already know from my treatise on dog fucking, at my heart, I am an educator. So when my stats showed that someone found my blog by searching Google for “What do I do with my jizz … Continue reading →

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Advice to Blog365

Posted on Thursday, January 3, 2008 by Avitable

In reading blogs recently, I’ve come across a group of bloggers who are joining Blog365, a community of people who are committed to blogging every day of the week for a year. And just like during NaNoBloPoMoWriSoHo, some people will … Continue reading →

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