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I’m here to help.

Yesterday, someone found my blog by searching Google for the following phrase: “Is it safe to have your dog lick your vagina?” I fear that this poor soul didn’t find the answer she was looking for on my site, so … Continue reading

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Sage advice

Hi there, child. Come sit on Uncle Avitable’s lap and let him impart some wisdom to you about love, life, lamps, and other luxuries – some are things he’s learned himself, and some are things he’s learned from watching others. … Continue reading

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