This post will be low on talky talky and high on showy showy because I'm still recovering from Saturday night. At 4:00 Saturday afternoon, accompanied by a crack of lightning and a rumble of thunder, the gorgeous and crude ADW showed up at my door. After insisting that I suck her toes, she made me get her luggage for her one night stay. There were 14 bags, 6 of which contained only shoes.

We hung out on the porch and she punched my nuts like a speed bag for an hour while we waited for Britt to show up. ADW decided to go shower off the gorilla splooge from her hair (and the videos from the hidden camera in my guest bathroom will be available for download later at a low, low cost of $69.99 each), and I put some tranny porn up on the TV to occupy myself. About ten minutes later, I got the phone call that Britt had decided to help push a car that was stopping ahead of her on the interstate. Her method of helping was to drive directly into the back of this stopped car and leave her front bumper and headlights on the side of the road. I'm sure she'll talk more about that this week.

Once we determined that Britt was physically okay (mentally was another question altogether), we stood anxiously by the front door, alcoholic drink in hand. Finally, Britt drove the remainder of her car up to my house, stormed in like a little Brittnado, and we were off to Universal CityWalk.

Can you blame me if I was already exhausted by the time we got there?

I tried to take some pictures, but in a low-light environment, the iPhone is not exactly an optimal choice for photography:

ADW. I think.

ADW again. Or a fireworks show.

Brittini.

Luckily, Britt had her camera, so there were a couple of decent photos:

Finally, after getting back to my house around 3 AM, the girls made a video. It was about 15 minutes long and rambling and strange, but here are the highlights:

(and a direct link if you need it).

Ok. It's Sunday night, way too early, and I'm exhausted. Good night, fuckers.