The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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The top 5 TV shows on DVD that you should buy as gifts
If you’re still looking for gifts to give to friends, family, or me, here’s my list of the top 5 TV shows available on DVD or Blu Ray at this time. 5. 30 Rock. Tina Fey and Alec Baldwin have … Continue reading
The 2010 Avitable Holiday Gift Guide
It may seem weird for me to post a gift guide after writing a post last week about feeling very Grinchy, but I don’t want everyone to have a bad holiday season. I just don’t feel like celebrating it myself! … Continue reading
About pedophilia and censorship
Pedophilia to us humans is a bit like Kryptonite is to Superman. Have you ever seen any incarnation of Superman where someone approaches him with Kryptonite? He stumbles, usually closes his eyes, sticks his hand out and just flails wildly, … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged amazon, amazon.com, cecilyk, censorship, drama, first amendment, freedom of speech, overreaction, pedophilia
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What should you do this summer?
With season finales happening left and right and very few worthwhile television series starting this summer, you have three choices when it comes to entertaining yourself until the fall. Choice #1: Turn off TV. This is a bad idea. You … Continue reading
Posted in CYR, TV and Movies
Tagged amazon, avitable, blu ray, CYR, dvd, fall season, summer, talkshoe, television, tv
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My conversation with Stephen Hawking
As I write this post tonight, Stephen Hawking has been rushed to the hospital and is gravely ill. And unlike last time, when I waited until after death to have a(n imagined) conversation with Caylee Anthony, I thought I should … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged a brief history of time, amazon, avitable, hilly, housewarming, humor, interview, parody, physics, satire, snackiepoo, stephen hawking
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Fun and prizes! Well, prizes at least.
Today is the birthday of my good friend and proud fellow geek, Heather. She’s 37, which means that she will soon be a decrepit gimpy old lady on her deathbed. In her honor, I have written her a special message: … Continue reading
Miss Elaine Eous
Bunch of random shit today: 1. The contest I asked you to guess which ads were real and which were fake. The correct answer is that all of them are, in fact, real. Even the Pakistan Airline one, the spanking … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged advertising, amazon, avitable, awards, birthday, britt, coal-miners-granddaughter, contest, contests, interview, marketing, miss britt, My Art, wishlist
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