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AvitaWeek 2008: Two for the price of one

Saturday, January 26th, 2008

In this penultimate day of AvitaWeek 2008 (my weeks end on Sunday, okay, fuckers?), I'm doing my typical Saturday vlog, with a twist!

Today is my actual birthday (my 31st, NOT my 40th), and so, first, here's a video done by the captivating genius word wrangler Crystal:

Here's the direct link for that one.

And, secondly, here's my video. Today's not just my birthday, after all. It's also the birthday of my elder and superior in many ways, AmyD! If you haven't already, head over to Amy's and tell her happy birthday. Amy, this is for you:

Here's that direct link.

Kyoo enn Ayy

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

That lovely interview meme is going around again, and I asked Amy to ask me some creative questions. Instead, she asked me the following five questions, which I have dutifully answered in an entirely honest manner below. If you would like me to interview you, just let me know in the comments.

1. Favorite artist (as in art, actual art, not movies or music) aside from yourself?

Britt.

2. Current favorite room spray?

I'm waffling between the "Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream" and "Vaginal Secretions" sprays.

3. Favorite Bath and Bodywork product?

They make a great Spanish Fly Potion.

4. Favorite (non fast food) restaurant and why?

If they serve a good filet mignon and dinner costs at least a hundred dollars, it's a favorite.

5. Your last Ebay purchase?

The Fist of Fury.

Exciting, eh? You too can be a part of it by asking me to interview you!

Week in Review VII

Sunday, June 17th, 2007

Sorry about last week's absence. This week, it's the All Girl Week in Review! A bevy of beauties' blogs that deserve your attention. Here is the image in a larger, easier-to-read format, without the image map.

Amy bares it all on camera Poppy hurt her back after having sex with 7 men and 4 women. Britt tries to be funny without being a whore or talking about her vagina. Crystal flexes her muscles - acting, singing, and physical. Miss Misery turns legal.  Rawr.
  1. Amy stripped down naked and went on webcam finally, after much prompting. And she wasn't even drunk!
  2. Poppy tells her husband that she hurt her back after having sex with 7 men and 4 women. Understandable!
  3. Britt does her monthly post on Burt's Stache, where she will try to be funny without being a whore or talking about her vagina. Good luck! The post will be there in the late morning, so look for it then.
  4. Crystal flexes her muscles – acting, singing, dancing, philosophizing, sermonizing, and physical. She's clearly a Spartan.
  5. Miss Misery is 18 and legal now! Which means that I should no longer feel bad about my erection.

Forgot about sleep

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

Last night, I went to bed at 10, neglecting my post that I put up at midnight, ignoring the fact that my company site states that we're available until 11 PM, and snubbing the idea that 10 is wayyy too early for someone my age to be going to sleep.

I slept until 7 and woke up completely refreshed. I had completely forgotten how nice it was to sleep sometimes!

My usual schedule involves me getting about 4-6 hours of sleep. I try to take a 20-minute power nap during the day sometimes, but that doesn't quite get me to 100% all of the time. A cocktail of soda, caffeine mints, and caffeinated gum allow me to stay awake to do all of the things that I need to do on a daily basis, both on a personal level and on a professional one.

It used to be the case, a few months back, that every few weeks I'd just sleep from 7 PM to 7 AM one day and be completely back to normal, but it's gotten busy and stressful enough that I haven't been willing to do that. I might start that again – it's probably a good idea.

So, yay for sleep!


On another note, I want you to check out a new website. Well, it's not a new one, but it's a revamped one that needed a special ingredient. Originally, it was just the amusing IM conversations of two of my favorite bitches. Now, however, they have added me to their mix. Our IM conversations will be posted for the world to marvel at our wit, erudition, crudeness, and mundane existences. Go check it out: These Walls Have Ears. Put it on your feedreader, and once Britt has internet again, we'll be back in business. The business of hilarity, of course.

Week in Review V

Sunday, May 27th, 2007

Here is the image in a larger, easier-to-read format, without the image map.

Amy said farewell to Sinatra Mrs. Fabulous passed the California Bar and made Mr. Fab give her pony rides Paticus reminisced about Star Wars Kentucky Girl decided that Bingo was fun Joefish tied the knot!
  1. Amy said farewell to Sinatra, the family hamster. Apparently Sinatra is also the name of some famous singer.
  2. Mr. Fabulous's fabulous wife, Mrs. Fabulous, passed the California Bar and is now an official lawyer! In celebration, she made Mr. Fab give her pony rides around the house while she drank champagne straight from the bottle.
  3. Paticus celebrated the 30-year anniversary of Star Wars by remembering his first time with Han and Luke and Leia and Chewie.
  4. Kentucky Girl, got herself all excited about Bingo. On TV. I told her to take her fiber and calm down or her arthritis will start acting up again. Then I suggested she take her teeth out and go lay down on her Craftmatic Adjustable Bed to watch Matlock on her color TV.
  5. Joefish finally made it official by tying the knot in a small ceremony. Congratulations, Joe and Barb and Miles!

Week in Review II

Sunday, May 6th, 2007

Miss Misery shakes her moneymaker Mr. Fab takes on his pimp Stephanie relaxes and gets a tan Denise lets us hear her cute little accent! Amy finds someone who can love her, evilness and all

  1. Miss Misery got that summer job that she needed to keep up with her habits of McDonald's and crack.
  2. Mr. Fabulous finally realized that his pimp, PayPerPost, was a piece of shit. He's trying to get away without getting cut, because you know how much a pimp hates losing a good ho.
  3. Stephanie took a break from life, work, and her boys to relax in the sun of Miami Beach. It would have been a perfect weekend, but I couldn't make it down to visit. Nevertheless, she still had fun.
  4. Denise did her first video blog debut! She has the cutest lil' accent. You can almost forgive her for living in BFE.
  5. Amy celebrated nine years of marriage to a man who can only be described as a saint. How else could he survive Amy's insanity and complete evilness?

Week in Review I

Sunday, April 29th, 2007

With apologies to NYCWD, who does an awesome Sunday Smorgasbord every week (he's on #25 now!), I have also decided to use Sunday as for a new weekly post: my week in review. I'm going to pick five posts (one for each day of the working week) from other bloggers and illustrate them on one page. I'll try to pick different bloggers each week, if at all possible, although I'm sure there will always be certain favorites.

Week in Review I
You can also mouseover each illustration to go to that post.

Blogography is four years old! Crystal is a fucking hot redhead! We three genius authors Strawberry milkshakes are magical Her birthday reflections for her baby boy

  1. Dave celebrated his 4th Blogiversary with contests, prizes, and a lot of effort. I've got both my 3-year anniversary and 1,000th post coming up in the next few months, so I think I'm going to try to emulate Dave as much as possible. Although when I do it, there will be much more nudity.
  2. Amy, Britt and I had a threesome . . . of writing. We wrote a round-robin 3-part story that was very funny and really highlighted each of our individual writing strengths. It's something we'll definitely be trying again.
  3. Crystal dyed her hair red as an homage to "Run Lola Run" and then jetted off to Prague. Whether or not she's going to have to relive her day as she tries to steal enough money to save her boyfriend is still undetermined.
  4. Poppy discovered the magic of Strawberry Milkshake Oreos, and then grooved to my milkshake dance. These cookies are available for a limited time, and they are amazing. I even ventured into a Wal-Mart (*gasp* I know, it's crazy!) to buy some – that should tell you how delicious and magical they are.
  5. Bluepaintred's baby turned 5 years old and she turned into a mommyblogger for a day. But she's allowed, because she's one of the more foul-mouthed, dirty-minded mommybloggers around.