Since I've spent 40 hours of the last week doing nothing but playing Assassin's Creed, I haven't had much time to prepare some of the posts that I wanted.

In the next week or so, I plan to do the following:

1. Write a ghost hunting post about my experiences at the haunted bed & breakfast in Ocala.
2. Do a product review for a sex toy that I received.
3. Plagiarize the brilliant plagiarism idea that my friend Shiny is doing. Seriously, if you haven't seen what he's done this week, go check it out. It's genius.
4. Rule the world.

I'm optimistic that I'll get at least 75% of my list done.

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