The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Verbally Abuse Avitable Day
Apparently, I haven’t been the friend that I wanted to be to some people. I have found out through different sources that I have friends who feel that I have done things that have been hurtful, mean, or neglectful. I … Continue reading
People are greedy, obnoxious, and retarded
Freecycle is a site with a good idea. Rather than throw away things, adding to landfills and just making the trash situation worse, why not see if someone needs it first? Using a simple mailing list for each community, people … Continue reading
Pinching off a vlog
In addition to the massive excess of video that made up last week’s vlog, there was a twenty minute period where I was on the phone, Britt was nosy with things on my desk, and we did absolutely nothing. So … Continue reading
‘Tis too fucking early
Woke up. Went to breakfast. Asked the screaming baby at the table next to us to shut the fuck up. Urge to kill increased. Returned angry looks to parents. Came home. Watched TV. Put together karaoke machine for Halloween party. … Continue reading
Airport
On Tuesday night, I went to pick my wife up at the airport after her month-long business trip. As usual, I got there about 10-15 minutes early, and circled around, unable to stop because apparently I might be carrying a … Continue reading
Don’t fuck with my movie time
Before you get to read your regularly scheduled post, here’s the NYCWD update: As of right, now, at midnight EST on Tuesday, June 26th, we have raised just over $2800! Everyone is amazing. We’re so close to $3,000, and I’m … Continue reading
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Are you scared?
As a result of Sunday’s prank post, I received lots of comments from people wishing me well, and it warmed the cockles of my heart, and hardened my warm cock. However, I don’t want to discuss all of the comments … Continue reading
Courtesy
Driving around today and getting caught in traffic where three lanes converged into one reminded me of a story that happened last July. Our town had a celebration over the lake where they lit off fireworks, had live music, and … Continue reading
Compelling rationale
On my old blog, my profile stated simply: “I love my friends and family dearly and hate everyone else tremendously.” I really can’t sum up my philosophy on life any better than that. If I know you and you are … Continue reading








