Tag Archives: asshole

I admit it.

Posted on Wednesday, May 16, 2007 by Avitable

I’m guilty. I did it. I killed the Rev. Jerry Falwell. (Does “Rev.” stand for “Revolting”?) For those of you who are oblivious, Jerry Falwell was found dead in his office. It’s assumed that he had a coronary episode. However, … Continue reading →

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Mother’s Day – what’s the point?

Posted on Monday, May 14, 2007 by Avitable

The idea of Mother’s Day is to thank the woman who sacrificed so much and raised you, right? So, one day a year, that woman is supposed to get a free ride. The husband helps the kids make her breakfast … Continue reading →

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Foaming at the mouth

Posted on Friday, May 11, 2007 by Avitable

My mood ebbs and flows. Today, I feel like talking about just a few types of people that I hate. If you see yourself in here, it doesn’t mean I’m thinking of you. It just means that maybe you should … Continue reading →

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A is for asshole

Posted on Friday, May 4, 2007 by Avitable

I am NOT a nice person. Some of you think you may know me, and that while I seem all crotchety and shit, I’m actually friendly and kind and other stupid attributes. Well, it’s not true. I am an asshole. … Continue reading →

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