The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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My gay ol’ time in San Francisco
The first sign that I might be addicted to technology was when I assessed everything that I was packing for my three-night trip to San Francisco. Why did I think that I would need a laptop, corded mouse, two separate … Continue reading
Posted in FRIENDS Photo Challenge, General
Tagged avitable, comedy, dining, friendspc, humor, just one miss, photo challenge, restaurants, san francisco, san franvitable, travel, undomestic diva
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I’m 35 today. I think it’s time to stop counting birthdays.
(psst – here’s the original)
The life lessons I’ve learned.
On Thursday, I turn 35. (It’s not too late for you to buy me a present either.) It’s not really a milestone, except that I will no longer be in that vaunted 18-34 age demographic. There’s nothing special you can … Continue reading
Occupy Avitable
My take on the 99% Occupy Wall Street movement Continue reading
Can I Come Up With 25 Things That You, The Internet, Don’t Know About Me?
After over 7 years and almost 2,500 posts, I think it’s likely that I have told you pretty much everything about me. So, seeing this challenge done by Nic and Miss as they participated in some ridiculously titled “Blog Hop”, … Continue reading
I need your votes!
I need ten seconds of your time. The “Outrageous Interactions” Video Contest is a contest designed to “acknowledge the sometimes uncommon nature of customer interactions in the call center, and encourages anyone with a customer service experience to create and … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, birthday, chicken sandwich, contest, just one miss, miss, outrageous interaction, video, vote
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No, you pour some sugar on me.
Take $200 worth of booze. Mix with 250 pounds of sarcasm, boobs, and hair. Add a generous helping of salty language. Shake lightly. And then pour some sugar on it, and watch as Britt (on the left, orange dress) and … Continue reading
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, britt, def leppard, karaoke, miss britt, orlando, pour some sugar on me, rising star, vimeo, Vlog
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My Interview with John Hughes
As most of you know, John Hughes died on Thursday. Known as a recluse in life, he’s not much different in death, and it took me a few days to snag this exclusive posthumous interview with him: Me: Thanks for … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged avitable, celebrity, comedy, dark humor, interview, interviewing, john hughes, misery, sixteen candles
64 Comments
Jesus Fucking Christ
I was working on an interview with the recently deceased John Hughes, but it’s taking longer than I thought. Instead, I thought I’d just share this little gem with you, sent to me by Nobody. Have a great Monday!
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged avitable, christianity, dark humor, funny, going to hell, holy, humor, jesus, jesus christ
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