The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Movie Reviews (Spoiler Free): GI Joe and Julie & Julia
Friday, I saw two movies. In the morning, I took all of my employees out to the theater like I do almost every Friday. We saw “G.I. Joe – The Rise of Cobra”. In the evening, Amy and I ventured … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged avitable, critic, critique, gi joe, julia, julie, julie & julia, movie reviews, plaza cinema cafe, reviews, theater
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Narcissism 101
After uploading my photos to Flickr from BlogHer, I spent some time searching around for some of the better photos taken of me during the conference. And because I’m nothing if not narcissistic, I thought I’d post a few here: … Continue reading
Anatomy of a Post #BlogHer Avitable
Unless I come up with yet another genius and hilarious idea, this is my last post about #BlogHer. I may post a few of my favorite photos and I may discuss the “Vaginally Challenged: The Men of BlogHer” panel I … Continue reading
The Bloggers of #BlogHer09: Limericks are Hard
Just when you thought I was done with my BlogHer posts, I drag you back in. Rather than trying to remember every single person I met last weekend and risk hurting feelings by leaving someone out, I’m going to try … Continue reading
My Interview with #BlogHer09
On Sunday, July 26th, after a short yet productive life, Twitter hashtag #BlogHer09 passed away in the hospital. She spent her entire life selflessly supporting the 2009 BlogHer Conference, and although many people may have found her annoying and a … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged avitable, blogher, blogher09, comedy, hashtags, humor, interviews, men, parody, satire, twitter, women
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Sunday rerun: A Letter to my Body #blogher
In my BlogHer Room Of Your Own panel, I was asked what my favorite post was, and while there were several contenders, the one that stood out the most seemed to by the post I wrote a year and a … Continue reading
Posted in blogher
Tagged avitable, blogher, blogher 2009, comedy, humor, letter-to-my-body, parody
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The Mixed-Up Files of Ms. Poppy E. Cede
Today is the 35th birthday of the quirky, funny, amazing, lovely Poppy, and in her honor, here is a little quiz. Has Poppy ever . . . 1. Had a threesome with two gay men? 2. Vandalized a church statue … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers, My Art
Tagged avitable, birthday, blogger, Bloggers, My Art, poppy, poppy cede
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What I think today will be like at #BlogHer
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Sex Toy Review Reruns
For today’s post, since I’m currently in Chicago at BlogHer, I thought I’d rerun the three reviews I’ve done of various sex toys that have been sent to me by Edenfantasys. I’ve got a new toy that I’ll be reviewing … Continue reading
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, edenfantasys, sex toy, sex toy reviews, vimeo, Vlog, youtube
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A scientific study of the people attending #BlogHer.
According to BlogHer, there will be 1,399 people attending the main BlogHer conference this weekend. That’s not an astronomical number of people and it’s not a infinitesimal number of people. It’s a solid showing of bloggers who are getting together … Continue reading








