The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: avitable
Getting to know Avitable #blogher
For those of you who read me and are not going to BlogHer, I apologize in advance. I’ve written a few posts over the next week that will be a bit more centered around the conference, but hopefully there are … Continue reading
Posted in blogher
Tagged avitable, Bloggers, blogher, humor, introduction, parties, vaginally challenged
106 Comments
My interview with Walter Cronkite
Walter Cronkite, one of the most respected journalists of our time, died on Friday night at the age of 92. I spoke with him posthumously on Sunday: Me: Thank you for speaking with me, Walter. WC: Young man, it is … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged anchor, anchorman, avitable, birthday, celebrity, comedy, cronkite, dark humor, dead, humor, interview, interviewing, interviews, lesombre, morbid, parody, walter cronkite
50 Comments
My new favorite iPhone app – Bump #blogher
Let’s say that you’re hanging out in your office one day when all of a sudden you spy one of your oldest friends. After a passionate kiss, you decide to exchange contact information, but you don’t have any business cards. … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, blogher, bump, iphone, iphone applications, iphone apps, poken app store, top apps
90 Comments
Bollywood Night
Last night I went over to Faiqa and Tariq’s house and had a Bollywood night with Britt & Jared, Hilly, and James & Carolina. We were served real Indian food that was delicious (even if it was toned down for … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, bollywood, britt, faiqa, fun, hilly, humor, miss britt, movies, om shanti om
56 Comments
What Not to Do When Watching Harry Potter
Today, for Movie Friday, I’m taking my employees to go see “Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince“. There’s a lot of hysteria surrounding the Harry Potter movies, and in order to avoid any funny business on the part of some … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged avitable, comedy, harry-potter, humor, movie, movie friday
84 Comments
Avitable Love Fest: 20 Things I Want You To Hear
Thanks to Britt, I have a post for today. Leave it to the self-proclaimed beacon of “light and goodness” to take a meme that’s designed to bring out our passive-aggressive nature, wherein we can vent about people by saying mean, … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged avitable, family, friends, happiness, life, memes, optimism
87 Comments
MomDot Marketing Fail
Thanks to the anonymous blogger with the huge tits for bringing this to my attention. Here’s the front page of MomDot.com as of 11:53 PM EST: Notice anything interesting? Let’s take a closer look: There are only three possible ways … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged avitable, blissfully domestic, blogher, fail, grocheries, humor, idiocy, marketing, marketing fail, momdot
141 Comments
My review of Bruno (spoiler-free)
Do you think people suck? Do you already have a pessimistic outlook on how low humanity has sunk? Do you know that there are people in the world who have no morals and should probably just be buried in a … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged avitable, borat, bruno, critique, movie, movie critic, movie review, movies
66 Comments
Laziest fucking Sunday ever.
A night out at The Parliament House, a local drag club, with Britt, Hilly, Amy, Clown and others means that I didn’t write anything for today. And since I’m exhausted and have no ability to think coherently, I thought I’d … Continue reading
Posted in blogher, Partay
Tagged avitable, Avitaween, blogher, blogher 09, halloween, parliament, room of your own
9 Comments
BlogHer 09 – If you could ask a man anything . . .
On Saturday, July 25th, from 10:45 AM until 12:00 PM, I’ll be at BlogHer co-hosting a “Room of Your Own” panel with Busy Dad and Child’s Play x2. It’s called “Vaginally challenged bloggers – the men of BlogHer“, and here’s … Continue reading
Posted in blogher
Tagged avitable, blogher, blogher 09, busy dad, childs play x2, issues, male, men, panel, questions, room of your own, royo, vaginally challenged
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