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My review of Bruno (spoiler-free)

Posted on Tuesday, July 14, 2009 by Avitable

Do you think people suck? Do you already have a pessimistic outlook on how low humanity has sunk? Do you know that there are people in the world who have no morals and should probably just be buried in a … Continue reading →

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Laziest fucking Sunday ever.

Posted on Sunday, July 12, 2009 by Avitable

A night out at The Parliament House, a local drag club, with Britt, Hilly, Amy, Clown and others means that I didn’t write anything for today. And since I’m exhausted and have no ability to think coherently, I thought I’d … Continue reading →

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BlogHer 09 – If you could ask a man anything . . .

Posted on Saturday, July 11, 2009 by Avitable

On Saturday, July 25th, from 10:45 AM until 12:00 PM, I’ll be at BlogHer co-hosting a “Room of Your Own” panel with Busy Dad and Child’s Play x2. It’s called “Vaginally challenged bloggers – the men of BlogHer“, and here’s … Continue reading →

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Help me choose my next hairstyle

Posted on Friday, July 10, 2009 by Avitable

Yesterday, Hilly posted about InStyle’s new fun little widget that lets you try on new hairstyles. She neglected to mention that it was for women only. These are the options I’ve come up with so far: The Farrah: The Aniston: … Continue reading →

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Your TV education

Posted on Thursday, July 9, 2009 by Avitable

Written by Bryan Fuller, the genius behind Pushing Daisies and the only reason to watch Heroes for the seasons where he wrote for them (too bad he’s already gone again), Dead Like Me was a genius series on Showtime about … Continue reading →

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In the year 2057

Posted on Wednesday, July 8, 2009 by Avitable

Yesterday was my grandfather’s birthday. He was born in 1929, in a world without television or computers. A world where communication was done through community telephones and letters. Where you got your news from the radio and the newspaper and … Continue reading →

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The music that soothes my soul

Posted on Tuesday, July 7, 2009 by Avitable

A certain whore and I were talking about music. She was explaining how lyrics and songs resonate and speak for her, and how it’s awesome and how she doesn’t think I understand it, because every song I mentioned that resonated … Continue reading →

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Learn How to Use Dirty Talk, the Avitable Way

Posted on Monday, July 6, 2009 by Avitable

A certain friend makes fun of me because I have a problem with dirty talk. She tries to get me to say some of the vilest things, and I typically abstain. It’s not out of embarrassment as much as it … Continue reading →

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Sunday Becky Sunday

Posted on Sunday, July 5, 2009 by Avitable

Today is the birthday of someone who I swear literally has rainbows shooting out of her ass. She’s perpetually cheery, lets issues run down her back like water, has the largest natural boobs I think I’ve ever seen, and devours … Continue reading →

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Mastermind

Posted on Saturday, July 4, 2009 by Avitable

My good friend Sullivan over at Redrighthand.net had a treatment of his performed by two actors in front of a live audience. It’s a smart, funny psychological thriller that starts off well and gets stronger throughout the entire piece. Give … Continue reading →

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