The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Round Four
Last week, I opened the floor to questions, promising to answer every query posed. I ended up with almost 50 questions, so this has taken a few days. Round One, Round Two and Round Three are done, and here’s the … Continue reading
Round Three
Last week, I opened the floor to questions, promising to answer every query posed. I ended up with almost 50 questions, so this will be a three (maybe four) day post. Round One and Round Two are done, and here’s … Continue reading
Round Two
Last week, I opened the floor to questions, promising to answer every query posed. I ended up with almost 50 questions, so this will be a three (maybe four) day post. Round One is done, and here’s Round Two: 11. … Continue reading
Round One
Last week, I opened the floor to questions, promising to answer every query posed. I ended up with almost 50 questions, so this will be a three (maybe four) day post. Let’s start with Round One: 1. Amy asked: Really? … Continue reading
This is how I remember it
Yesterday, Britt and I met with Heather from “Confessions of a Coal Miner’s Granddaughter” and her husband during lunch. This is exactly how I remember it. Click for a larger version.
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, avitatrivia, Bloggers, britt, coal-miners-granddaughter, miss britt, My Art
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What the everloving fuck?
Before you get to today’s post, don’t forget to go into the comments of yesterday’s and ask me a question! The information about my actual business has been changed to protect my stupidly retarded clients. Okay, so let’s say you … Continue reading
Avitadeal or No Deal
Back in March, I held a Q&A round. Many of you might not have been reading me at that time, so I decided that nine months is enough time to bring this old chestnut back out. In the comments, I … Continue reading
The winner and more
Thanks for playing Avitatrivia! After carefully reviewing all the questions everyone asked, I had a difficult decision to make: Do I go with the retarded question that made me chuckle? The overly complicated one that made me think of boobs? … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk, Memes and more
Tagged avitable, avitatrivia, comedy, fisting, funny, humor, sex
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