The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Avitaweek 2009: It’s over, finally!
So I survived my trip to a haunted bed and breakfast – I’ll write more about that later. Today marks the end of the week of Avitable, culminating on my birthday. I turn 32 today, a fact that fills me … Continue reading
Avitaweek 2009: Hunting for ghosts
Tonight, Amy and I are staying at a bed and breakfast that is supposedly the most haunted in Central Florida. When the TAPS team from Ghost Hunters visited it, they had several strange occurrences, including shadow figures, a chair that … Continue reading
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Tagged AvitaWeek, ghost hunters, ocala, scifi, seven sisters inn, taps
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Avitaweek 2009: For my birthday . . .
For my birthday, could I get someone to clean my office? I’m completely overwhelmed here and to the point that I don’t even know where to start to make headway. In other Avita-news: Tonight (that’s Wednesday night for you short … Continue reading
Avitaweek 2009: Martin Loser King
As you might have noticed from the header (if not, reload the page), this is AvitaWeek 2009! My birthday is on Monday, January 26th, and I plan on being shameless in my celebration over the next seven days, by brazenly … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews, AvitaWeek
Tagged avitable, AvitaWeek, birthday, comedy, humor, interview, martin-luther-king, mlk, morbid, Politics, reverend king
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Federal Breast Inspector
Thank you to Bec from Out of my Tree for the awesome boob-inspired birthday present sent directly from the UK! It’s good to know that not all UK food is kidney pie, blood sausage, Marmite, and Turkish Delight!
Aftermath
This was a very good birthday. Much better than last year’s. We had a whopper of a cake, some mean yet delicious fudge, some fun and games, , and lots of presents! Thank you Beth for the awesome Hawaiian touristy … Continue reading
This is all I’ve got for today
Because a certain fucker hasn’t sent me the pictures that she took, I don’t have the pictures I wanted to post as part of a recap. Tomorrow I should have an actual birthday recap with photos and thanks and everything … Continue reading
AvitaWeek 2008: Lazy Sunday XXV
For the last day of AvitaWeek 2008, here is a really lazy meme: YOUR REAL NAME: Adam Heath Avitable YOUR FLYGIRL/FLYBOY NAME: (first 4 letters of real name + izzle.) Adamizzle YOUR RAP NAME: (first initial of first name, first … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, AvitaWeek, birthday, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, surveys
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AvitaWeek 2008: Two for the price of one
In this penultimate day of AvitaWeek 2008 (my weeks end on Sunday, okay, fuckers?), I’m doing my typical Saturday vlog, with a twist! Today is my actual birthday (my 31st, NOT my 40th), and so, first, here’s a video done … Continue reading








