The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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The 2010 Avitable Halloween Party
First! Before you read, go see my guest post over at Backpacking Dad’s blog, where I profess my undying love for him. Now, read: While I’m sure it’s obvious, the reason that I haven’t mentioned the party until this late … Continue reading
Invaded! Studio Photos of Avitaween 2009 Guests!
Click the tiny Stormtrooper to go see all of the Invaded! studio photos on the Halloween blog!
Avitaween: Invaded!
Today’s the day. Over 100 people will be storming the house at 8 PM to party until I kick their asses out (last year that was at 5 AM). If you didn’t get a ticket, gnash your teeth and wail, … Continue reading
Laziest fucking Sunday ever.
A night out at The Parliament House, a local drag club, with Britt, Hilly, Amy, Clown and others means that I didn’t write anything for today. And since I’m exhausted and have no ability to think coherently, I thought I’d … Continue reading
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Avitable’s Halloween Party 2009
If you have any interest in any way of even possibly, barely conceivably coming to this year’s Halloween party, which will be Saturday, October 24th in Altamonte Springs, FL, please fill out the following form and submit it. I’m going … Continue reading
Bowleris Moronicus
I went bowling last night with Britt, Jared, my friend James and his girlfriend, Carolina. Lucky us, we got placed in a lane next to highly-skilled bowlers who had their own balls and cool wrist braces and truck nuts on … Continue reading








