Tag Archives: awards

My version of the Emmy Awards.

Posted on Monday, September 21, 2009 by Avitable

The Emmys, which aired last night, have been irrelevant for many years. They’re voted on by out of touch morons who wouldn’t understand good television if it broke into their house and skullfucked them while they watched the new Jay … Continue reading →

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My review of Watchmen

Posted on Saturday, March 7, 2009 by Avitable

On Movie Friday at work, a group of us went and saw “Watchmen”. Those of you with even the slightest background in comics know that this movie is based on a graphic novel – one of the most influential of … Continue reading →

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The importance of voting

Posted on Wednesday, January 30, 2008 by Avitable

No, I’m not talking about the primaries. I’m talking about the Bloggies! I’m going to trade in all of this goodwill I have and urge you – nay, demand that you go vote for two well-deserving bloggers. First, we have … Continue reading →

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Miss Elaine Eous

Posted on Wednesday, January 16, 2008 by Avitable

Bunch of random shit today: 1. The contest I asked you to guess which ads were real and which were fake. The correct answer is that all of them are, in fact, real. Even the Pakistan Airline one, the spanking … Continue reading →

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Pimping for a Vote

Posted on Sunday, July 22, 2007 by Avitable

Over at I Mei Pensieri, the RFS Blog Awards are going on again. And I have been nominated in several categories. I’d like to encourage you to go over there and vote, and I’ll even tell you how I’ll be … Continue reading →

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My inspirations

Posted on Tuesday, May 1, 2007 by Avitable

Unlike many people, I am not inspired by important people in history, whether they were statesmen, warriors, politicians, inventors, authors, artists, scientists, or mimes. I understand the impact that many of these people had on our lives, but I can’t … Continue reading →

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The truth . . . for once

Posted on Saturday, April 21, 2007 by Avitable

Thank you for watching the video of “50 Things I’ve Done” and entering the contest to guess the 20 that were false. I’m going to announce the winner, give the scores publicly so that those of you who know me … Continue reading →

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Moron meet Rodan

Posted on Thursday, April 19, 2007 by Avitable

I was awarded a Thinking Blogger Award by Britt, Tracy and Bluepaintred. Thank you to all of you, although you’re all fucking crazy. The only thing you should ever think when you read me is “Is he fucking serious?” I … Continue reading →

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For those who voted for me

Posted on Sunday, April 15, 2007 by Avitable

If you were awesome enough to vote for me in the Blogger’s Choice Awards, you may continue reading this post. If you didn’t vote for me, abstained from voting altogether, or are looking for posts about fisting your wife, fuck … Continue reading →

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Momma told me not to be a whore

Posted on Friday, April 6, 2007 by Avitable

But I can’t help it. I’ve been nominated in the Blogger’s Choice Awards as the Best Humor Blog (thanks NYCWD). I’m competing with the beautiful and sexy Mr. Fabulous, among others, and he’s far ahead of me in the race. … Continue reading →

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