Tag Archives: babies

Shut the fucking baby-making factory down

Posted on Wednesday, September 2, 2009 by Avitable

The Duggar family is expecting another child. This will be their 19th. What the fuck? How do they even have sex anymore? It must be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. In honor of their 19 spawn, here … Continue reading →

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What Not to Name Your Baby

Posted on Tuesday, September 1, 2009 by Avitable

A post over at Mental Floss (great site and great magazine, by the way) listed 6 baby names that you probably shouldn’t use, including Batman, Eclipse Glasses, and Adolf. I thought I’d add to this helpful advice for the mother- … Continue reading →

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Breastfeeding is creepy

Posted on Tuesday, April 7, 2009 by Avitable

One childless man’s opinion on breastfeeding in public: A huge issue among mothers is their freedom to feed their babies in public. In some locations, public breastfeeding has been banned, and in others, it’s been welcomed with open arms (and … Continue reading →

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A Unicorn is Born

Posted on Tuesday, April 1, 2008 by Avitable

A few months ago, I was asked to review a book called “A Unicorn is Born”, by Trinie Dalton. I was so totally excited about this, because, as you all know, I really love unicorns! They’re, like, the best creature … Continue reading →

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Couple of vids

Posted on Saturday, December 15, 2007 by Avitable

Direct link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=5PsnxDQvQpw Direct link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hTxGmvUo_0

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I am looking for investors…

Posted on Monday, September 24, 2007 by Avitable

…for my latest and greatest idea: a chain of candlepin bowling alleys called Fuck-a-Baby Bowl-a-Rama. There are too many babies. I think we can all agree on that, especially in all those third world countries. Most of them are going … Continue reading →

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