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- Interview my dead grandmother
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- Teach you about dirty talk
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- Talk to a heroin addict
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Tag Archives: baby names
Bring your kid to work and have them watch you get fired!
From Detroit news: FLINT TOWNSHIP, Mich. — A Mid-Michigan woman said she was fired for taking part in Take Your Child to Work Day, but her employer said she ignored company policy. Now, Qwerda Evans is out of a job … Continue reading
Elitist baby names
According to SFGate, a self-professed baby name expert (quick aside: how does one become a baby name expert? Can I be one? Does it entail wearing a crown and carrying a scepter and smacking kids in the head with said … Continue reading
What Not to Name Your Baby
A post over at Mental Floss (great site and great magazine, by the way) listed 6 baby names that you probably shouldn’t use, including Batman, Eclipse Glasses, and Adolf. I thought I’d add to this helpful advice for the mother- … Continue reading








