Last week, I wrote a post that made you use your brains. And most of you lazy fuckers did what I expected – said your brain hurt and didn't bother putting in the effort to think. However, a select few of you stepped up to the plate and came up with with a brand new word (by adding, deleting, or changing one letter from an existing dictionary word) and definition.
I was going to pick the best one and give that person a T-shirt from my Zazzle store, but I'm having a hard time deciding between the finalists.
I've got it narrowed down to my six favorites. Use the comments to vote and tell me which one you like the best so I can give away this T-shirt already! Here are your choices:
1. Kindergarter – Suggestive lingerie for kindergartners. (From Coal Miner's Granddaughter)
2. Flexicography – Making up words for use in Scrabble. (From Danalyn)
3. Chickpee – Group of women convening in the restroom to discuss their dates. (From Val)
4. Crudit – When your credit isn't worth the crap on the bottom of your shoes. (From Always Home and Uncool)
5. Trampage – When a person runs through sexual partners like a runaway train. (From Miss Britt)
6. Penid – A penis that is not as large in reality as it is in the owner's mind. (From Me!)
I also did a video post last Saturday where I tried a bacon chocolate candy bar, and I said that I'd choose a random commenter to get an extra bacon bar.
That winner is Laurin, from "Laurin and Kelly Talk"! Congratulations, and email me at my first name (adam) at my last name (avitable) dot com so that I can mail you your prize.
Finally, we're only 12 raffle tickets away from our goal. They're only $7 each, and you could win a free T-shirt or even a round-trip ticket to Orlando! The raffle is only open for one more week, so if you're going to buy a ticket, now's the time!
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And, of course, you can visit http://www.avitable.com/neverwas for up-to-date information about the Halloween party in less than six weeks.
Have a good weekend and may weasels not feast on your innards while you sleep.
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