The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Happy Thanksgiving from me to you!
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Happy Blow Your Fingers Off With Fireworks Day!
Collect the set! Easter Saint Patrick’s Day Christmas Halloween Fourth of July 2010 Thanksgiving Calendar coming soon.
Merry Christmas!
PS: This is not the Christmas card I sent out. I’ll post that card in a week or so. P.P.S.: If you’re in or near Park City, Utah, and want to meet up with me and a few other bloggers … Continue reading
Happy Halloween!
Looking for something to do tonight? Watch “The Walking Dead” on AMC at 10/9 Central. Don’t miss it – you’ll regret it.
Happy Fourth of July!
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Tagged balls, celebration, comedy, fourth of july, holiday, humor, independence day, nutsack
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Kiss my blarney stones
Posted in Dirty talk, Photos
Tagged balls, humor, saint patrick's day, saint patty's day
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I hurt my back
First of all, let me make sure that I clarify yesterday’s post. Yes, I spoke with Redneck Mommy on the phone. No, she did not have sex on the phone with me. No, I don’t know what she sounds like … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, balls, bathroom, charm school reject, nuts, pooping, redneck mommy, sheila, tanis
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OMGLOLWOOT!!
I’M SO EXCITED! My Davewear finally came! I ordered it years and years ago and have been dreaming about it ever since. It is the coolest, most awesome stuff ever, and if you didn’t order some, you should be sooo … Continue reading








