Tag Archives: balls

Dead from the Waist Down

Posted on Monday, October 1, 2007 by Avitable

Thanks to: RW for showing that old people know more profanity than “fiddlesticks” and “dagnabit”. Mr. Fabulous for putting me on the FBI Watch List. Oh, and thanks for the new bowling ball. You’re right about Korean babies making the … Continue reading →

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I shot the serif.

Posted on Friday, August 17, 2007 by Avitable

That’s right. This blog post is entirely sans serif. Here are your bullets: I am going to be co-hosting Mr. Fabulous’s radio show on Sunday night at 7 PM EST. Go here to listen and to call in. You can … Continue reading →

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Gonna dip my balls in it

Posted on Friday, July 20, 2007 by Avitable

On Tuesday, I had my eyebrows waxed. I remarked that the skin around the eyes is very sensitive, and has to be almost as sensitive as the crotch area. My conclusion was that women who complain about the pain of … Continue reading →

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