Tag Archives: barack obama

A Danger to our Children: Presidential Address to Students

Posted on Monday, September 7, 2009 by Avitable

On Tuesday, September 8th, at 12 PM EST, President Barack Obama will address our nation’s students. Controversy has arisen over the President’s audacity in scheduling this Presidential Address. “I ain’t let a black man talk to mah kids since 2005 … Continue reading →

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World Leaders Review Obama’s Performance

Posted on Wednesday, August 26, 2009 by Avitable

From CNN: Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro criticized President Obama for expanding the war effort in Afghanistan, but Castro also mildly praised Obama’s domestic initiatives, such as health care reform. In an essay published Tuesday in Cuba’s state-run newspaper, Granma, … Continue reading →

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Avitable answers your questions about health care reform

Posted on Thursday, August 20, 2009 by Avitable

With so much disinformation out there about President Obama’s plan to reform the current health care system in America, I thought it was important to help clear the air. Much like I did when the swine flu hysteria hit the … Continue reading →

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A Letter from Barack Obama

Posted on Thursday, August 6, 2009 by Avitable

An email I just received: From: “Barack Obama” <bobama@whitehouse.gov> To: “Adam Heath Avitable” <avitable@gmai1.com> Subject: Thank you Date: Wed, 5 Aug 2009 19:52:51 -0500 Dear Mr. Avitable, Thank you very much for the lovely package that arrived right in time … Continue reading →

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Avitaweek 2009: Waterboarding isn’t a type of surfing?

Posted on Thursday, January 22, 2009 by Avitable

Don’t forget, it’s Avitaweek 2009! Send your gifts and cards and baked goods and naked photos to: Adam Avitable, 605 Birch Blvd, Altamonte Springs, FL 32701!! Last night, on an episode of “Clearly, You’re Retarded“, we discussed torture. (You can … Continue reading →

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Avitaweek 2009: Obama’s Inauguration Speech!

Posted on Tuesday, January 20, 2009 by Avitable

As a super A-list rock-star blogger, I have access to all types of cool information that none of you unwashed masses have. For example, I get to see TV shows three weeks before they air, and I even already know … Continue reading →

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I love Sarah Silverman

Posted on Friday, September 26, 2008 by Avitable

The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo. Oh yeah – check out my Sarah Palin sound bite generator! (No, it doesn’t make sound – the sound bites are printed).

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Obama

Posted on Sunday, September 21, 2008 by Avitable

I went to the Barack Obama speech in Jacksonville yesterday. I’ve never been to any type of political rally before, so I thought this would be an interesting and historic time to attend one. I wouldn’t be surprised if there … Continue reading →

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Year of the Ass?

Posted on Friday, January 11, 2008 by Avitable

Yesterday I took a well-reasoned, educated look at the candidates for the Republican primary. Today, I take on the Democrats! Hillary Rodman Clinton, formerly married to basketball legend Dennis Rodman, has stayed out of the public spotlight for almost her … Continue reading →

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