Tag Archives: bathroom

How I found out this weekend that I am brave.

Posted on Monday, August 9, 2010 by Avitable

For the past five days, I have been in New York City for this little conference called BlogHer 2010. I had a blast, and I plan on writing a full recap soon, but for now I thought I would talk … Continue reading →

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Liquid ass fire

Posted on Saturday, December 27, 2008 by Avitable

For someone who’s a control freak with a few other proclivities, there are a few things that make trips stressful. First, just staying in someone else’s home isn’t really that fun. Even if they have a comfortable house, it’s still … Continue reading →

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I hurt my back

Posted on Tuesday, November 11, 2008 by Avitable

First of all, let me make sure that I clarify yesterday’s post. Yes, I spoke with Redneck Mommy on the phone. No, she did not have sex on the phone with me. No, I don’t know what she sounds like … Continue reading →

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I’m home! And now it’s time for a story about a toilet.

Posted on Thursday, October 23, 2008 by Avitable

Yes, fuckers and gentlefuckers, I’m back. Well, technically, I got back Sunday at midnight, but I had all of these gullible guest posters in the wings and decided to let them post away. Thanks to everyone who contributed! I have … Continue reading →

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Maximum protection

Posted on Tuesday, October 2, 2007 by Avitable

So, I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, and I ran out of reading material. I usually keep a stack of books, magazines, and comic books on the counter and stack them until they reach ridiculous heights and my wife … Continue reading →

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The horror

Posted on Tuesday, June 5, 2007 by Avitable

I poke my head into the bathroom. The counter is bare. My wife, being fastidious, must have cleaned out all of the comic books, novels, magazines, and other detritus that is usually stacked in the corner. I can’t help it … Continue reading →

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