Today is the birthday of someone who I swear literally has rainbows shooting out of her ass. She's perpetually cheery, lets issues run down her back like water, has the largest natural boobs I think I've ever seen, and devours men for breakfast.

Happy birthday, Becky! I wish I had the time today to create a new piece of art for you, but instead I'm recycling one I sent you last year because it still seems perfectly appropriate (click to see full-size).