-
-
-
-
-
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Find me at:
Tag Archives: birthday
I’m 35 today. I think it’s time to stop counting birthdays.
(psst – here’s the original)
Friendship, pregnancy, and Mormons. And nudity.
Today is the 29th birthday of a very special friend of mine, Casey. She has become one of my closest friends against all odds. I’m rude, crude, and usually nude, and she’s funny, sweet, and feisty. I’m a lapsed Catholic, … Continue reading
Lordy, lordy, Kelly’s fuckin’ 40!
The first comment I got from her was in 2007, when she shook her head at the thought of me being a sentimental sap. Since that time, Kelly, aka Mocha Momma, and I have become fast friends, and she’s learned … Continue reading
How to avoid killing your dog
First, happy birthday to the witty, beautiful, sarcastic Mr. Lady! I won’t tell her secrets by telling you how old she is, but it rhymes with shmirty-shmix. She’s one bad-ass Lady and one gorgeous Mister. Happy birthday, Shannon. Second, and … Continue reading
Unoriginal names for Twilight fans
I’m sure this has been done before, but I’m refusing to search for it so that my take can be as original as possible. I was inspired after writing yesterday’s post on MoxieBird about ways to get your baby to … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged birthday, comedy, humor, just one miss, miss, team edward, team jacob, twihard, twilight, vampires
7 Comments
She may be 41, but she’s 14 at heart. And by heart, I mean her tits.
This is my friend Shauna. Ahem. Eyes up here, people. She swears she’s turning 41 today, but I’m having a problem with some of the math. I think that if she was born in 1970, but her breasts were born … Continue reading
Vince Carter and I are 34 today.
Today I turn 34. Me and Vince Carter. It kind of annoys me that this guy, who nobody knows, not only shares the same birthday but the same age with me, because what if people get us confused? I really … Continue reading
That boy don’t look right.
Before I get into today’s post, I wanted to mention that today is the birthday of a good friend who is one of the sweetest people I know. Happy birthday, Angella! Okay, now onto the post . . . You … Continue reading
Posted in I am evil
Tagged angella dykstra, birthday, comedy, cute, evil, gifford, humor, jared loughner, loughner, morbid
71 Comments
The time that passes
Almost four years have passed. Sometimes it feels like decades and sometimes it feels like seconds. There has been a lot of change. We’ve matured and grown into different people. There has been transition. Loss. Gain. These last four years … Continue reading
All I want for my birthday
If you haven’t already marked it on your calendars, my birthday is in 11 days. On January 26th, I turn the ripe old age of 34. Usually, on my birthday, I ask the Internet to send me gifts and candy … Continue reading
