The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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One Old Ass MotherFaiqa
Did you know that Faiqa and I went to high school together? Yup. She and I both graduated from Spruce Creek High School’s International Baccalaureate program. She is from the class of ’93 and I’m from the class of ’94. … Continue reading
30 Days of Truth Day 8: Who made my life hell?
This is Day 8 of the 30 Days of Truth series. (Day 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7). Who has made my life hell? Some of the more clever souls who have done this 30 Days of Truth … Continue reading
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Tagged 30 days of truth, birthday, Bloggers, days of truth, rw
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A letter in Canadian for @redneckmommy
Today is the 35th 25th birthday of my friend Tanis, aka Redneck Mommy, aka Canadian Superfly, aka Tits Mahoney. Since this birthday is a big one, as she starts inching closer and closer to the potentiality of being a cougar, I … Continue reading
Cleaning up
In other Avita-news, today is a special Friday, too – it’s the birthday of two awesome, amazing beautiful women bloggers: Happy birthday Maddie! Happy birthday Loukia!
Popstar
Happy birthday, Poppy. You’re a true friend.
Monday Bullets
This weekend was pretty full, and I’m too beat to try to write a recap, so here is my holiday weekend, bullet style: For those of you who purchased raffle tickets to the Piper raffle, we raised $1500 in one … Continue reading
Fadda
Dearest Dad, Thank you. Thank you for that time you only took me to EPCOT and left my brother and sister at home. We had a good time, and I still remember stopping at Perkins for the Mother Butler pie … Continue reading
Why I Love Father Muskrat
I have something to admit, dear blog world. I have a crush on Father Muskrat Here are six reasons that I want to throw my manties at him: The man can sing and dance. He is in the military and … Continue reading
30 Questions for 30 Days
I stole this meme from Dave. He took a meme designed to be done over 30 days worth of posts and merged them all into one. Brilliant! Guilty pleasure: Cheesy pop music. I love listening to music like Ke$ha, Kaci … Continue reading
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Tagged 30 days, birthday, blogography, bluegrassfoodie, comedy, dave2, humor, memes
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