The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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How not to be a loser at this year’s #BlogHer
Are you going to BlogHer this year? Although I’m not a veteran, having only attended the last two BlogHer conferences in New York and Chicago, I am perfectly willing to call myself an expert in any arena. Many bloggers choose … Continue reading
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Tagged Bloggers, blogher, blogher 2011, conferences, san diego, social anxiety
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Words wouldn’t do this recap justice. That’s why Steve Jobs invented the iPhone.
This weekend I was in Vegas for “I Still Do”, an event hosted by Mouth Media (run by Brittany, Heather, and Shauna). And what happens in Vegas when bloggers are around gets posted on the Internet: Elvis officiates Brittany’s and … Continue reading
My Blissdom Canada recap.
“What is the purpose of your visit to Canada?” the border guard looked at me nonchalantly. “I’m going to a conference.” “What kind of conference?” “A blogging one.” “What?” “Blogging.” “What is blogging?” “Have you heard of Twitter and Facebook?” … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged blissdom, blissdom canada, Bloggers, canada, humor, karaoke, vimeo
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30 Days of Truth Day 8: Who made my life hell?
This is Day 8 of the 30 Days of Truth series. (Day 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7). Who has made my life hell? Some of the more clever souls who have done this 30 Days of Truth … Continue reading
Posted in 30 Days of Truth
Tagged 30 days of truth, birthday, Bloggers, days of truth, rw
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My rules of blogging
I try to reply to every comment I receive, even if it takes me a few days. The 100th comment is just as important to me as the first. I have too many blogs in my reader to read every … Continue reading
Anatomy of a Post #BlogHer Avitable
Unless I come up with yet another genius and hilarious idea, this is my last post about #BlogHer. I may post a few of my favorite photos and I may discuss the “Vaginally Challenged: The Men of BlogHer” panel I … Continue reading
The Bloggers of #BlogHer09: Limericks are Hard
Just when you thought I was done with my BlogHer posts, I drag you back in. Rather than trying to remember every single person I met last weekend and risk hurting feelings by leaving someone out, I’m going to try … Continue reading
The Mixed-Up Files of Ms. Poppy E. Cede
Today is the 35th birthday of the quirky, funny, amazing, lovely Poppy, and in her honor, here is a little quiz. Has Poppy ever . . . 1. Had a threesome with two gay men? 2. Vandalized a church statue … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers, My Art
Tagged avitable, birthday, blogger, Bloggers, My Art, poppy, poppy cede
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Getting to know Avitable #blogher
For those of you who read me and are not going to BlogHer, I apologize in advance. I’ve written a few posts over the next week that will be a bit more centered around the conference, but hopefully there are … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, Bloggers, blogher, humor, introduction, parties, vaginally challenged
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