The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Miami
Tuesday, Britt and I drove down to Miami to meet up with Finn, who lives down here, and Jester and Othurme, who were just visiting. I’m writing this from our hotel room at The National in South Beach, where it … Continue reading
Anybody live near Charlotte?
If you’re waiting for the results of my Buffy giveaway, I’ll post it shortly. I just have to count all of the entries and pick my random winner. On December 24th, Amy, Jigsaw and I will be driving to Charlotte, … Continue reading
Method 4,982 to break blogger block
I am currently hard at work at finishing the studio photos for those of you who attended the party and will soon have a post with information about that. It’s more work than I thought! And now, your regularly scheduled … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged avitable, Bloggers, comedy, Dirty talk, humor, redneck mommy, sex
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Amber Alert: Missing Children
Many of you were wondering why I kept pestering each of you for photos of yourself as a child. As part of our theme of an old abandoned carnival, the concept was designed around the idea that the reason the … Continue reading
Spreading the bloggy love
I’m exhausted tonight and watching Fringe almost put me to sleep, so instead of writing a post, I’m going to point you to a few people on my feed reader that you might be missing out on. These are just … Continue reading
TequilaCon 2008
I’ll have more recaps later with photos and video, but for now, since I just landed about three hours ago, made it home, and am falling asleep as I type this. I’m sure I forgot a few people – email … Continue reading
Fuck Monday already!
Okay, two things for today. 1. I’m guest posting over at Bluepaintred’s. Go check it out, although it won’t be active until midnight PST. 2. Many of you don’t read Karl, but you are totally missing out. Here’s why. Now … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, Bloggers, bluepaintred, guest posting, karl, secondhand-tryptophan
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PPH Bossy
On Friday, Bossy visited Orlando on part of her nationwide road trip. Since I had Saturday and Sunday posts already written, this is the first chance I’ve had to mention it. Since I only had a few blurry photos from … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, Bloggers, bossy, bossys-road-trip, flickr, My Art, pussycat-dolls
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Orlando survived . . . barely.
Last night, I had the pleasure of meeting Karl from Secondhand Tryptophan and Kevin from Kapgar, along with his lovely wife Katie. We met over at Downtown Disney and headed over to the Raglan Road Irish Pub for a great … Continue reading
The Great Interview Experiment
Before I get to today’s post, don’t forget about yesterday’s contest. All you need to do is pick out the seven pop culture references I mention. The contest doesn’t end until tonight at midnight, so you still have a chance … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, Bloggers, blogging, citizen-of-the-month, contest, contests, feral-mom, gone-feral, great-interview-experiment
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