The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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2011 Listgasm: My Top Blog Posts Of The Year
Blogging is entirely a narcissistic pursuit. After all, we’re talking about ourselves and expecting strangers to read our words and care about anything we have to say. So, what series of top ten lists would be complete without a list … Continue reading
My recap: The ABCs of #BlogHer2011
A is for the Ass that Amalah Ate After Absorbing Ample Amounts of Alcohol B is for the Beautiful Balcony Bestowing Bodacious Brainwaves and Bountiful Business Blueprints (or here if the GLMPS embed doesn’t work) C is for the Clamors … Continue reading
Mirror, mirror . . .
Recently, I was accused of using my blog to build a shrine to myself. I initially denied it, but after some thought, I realized that it’s hard to disagree with. I mean, I’m not interested in this site being an … Continue reading
My rules for blogging – the 2011 version
I’m not saying I’m an expert on blogging. I’m not saying I know more than you do. (Although I am and I do.) This is just the advice I would give to anyone who wanted to start blogging, boiled down … Continue reading
I need a vacation!
Have you seen the Holiday Concert hosted by Neilochka? There are a ton of amazing contributions from bloggers all over the world, and I’m happy to be amongst them. Obviously, you can see mine over there, but I’m also sharing … Continue reading
Improv blogging
I made a joke on the Twitter yesterday: Literally within seconds, I received numerous responses on Twitter and Facebook: @blondefabulous: green, PMS rage, Sheboygan @wellreadhostess: violet, hysterical, Duluth @theBitchinWife: vermillion, acidic, Dubuque @polargemini: orange, happy, Massachusetts @TouchstoneZ: green, grumpy, Starbucks … Continue reading
Protesting on the Internet (Or, what I should have posted yesterday instead of writing about pedophiles)
In other Avita-news, today is the birthday of my friend Its Toni! Happy birthday, Toni! Also, have you signed up to be on my Christmas card mailing list yet?
Topics we’ll never see at a blogging conference
Inspired by two recent posts.
Posted in My Art
Tagged art, blogging, blogher, cartoon, comedy, conferences, humor, mom 2.0, women, women's rights
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For all the lurkers out there
Hi there, lurker. I know you come here and read my posts but for any number of reasons, you don’t leave a comment. Well, because I’m generous and fabulous, I have added a feature just for you. At the bottom … Continue reading
Alpha
Anyone who’s ever been in sales or seen Glengarry Glen Ross knows about the ABCs of sales. Always Be Closing. So simple, yet so perfect. It’s easy to use as a motivator and impossible to forget. I think it would … Continue reading








