The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: blogging
Five things I hate about blogging
Saw this over here at SoMi Speaks. SoMi wrote about a post she had read where the author challenged people to write interesting content by discussing a viewpoint counter to your typical opinion. She chose to write about reasons to … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged blogging, blogs, blogspot, buy her, hate, hate about blogging, lazy, negative, rant, somi's nilsa, somispeaks, twitter
245 Comments
Avitable: Tshirt Whore
Have you ever thought to yourself, “Self, I wish there was a T-shirt out there that demonstrated that I was tech-savvy, perverted, clever, punny, trendy, and classy”? Well, now your dreams have been answered! Available in men’s and women’s sizes! … Continue reading
5 Years of Avitable and the World Hasn’t Ended Yet.
Today’s post marks five years of blogging for me. 1,700 posts. 40,000 comments. One million visitors. When I first started blogging, Blog Explosion and Battle of the Blogs were two ways that people found out about new blogs to read. … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged anniversary, apple, avitable, blogging, blogiversary, contest, free stuff, giveaway, ipod, ipod touch, sappy
455 Comments
Steal This Shirt!
Every blogger knows that any conversation or activity can turn into something worth blogging or tweeting. You might as well put your family and friends on notice! The back of shirt is customizable with your own URL so that they … Continue reading
Blog Anal. ysis.
According to WordPress, today is my 1500th post. Since starting to blog in June 2004, I’ve written 589,763 words. I’ve received 31,223 comments. My commenters have written 1,105,343 words. According to Typealyzer, my blog’s Myers-Briggs personality type is ISTP – … Continue reading
Posted in CYR, General
Tagged advice, analysis, avitable, blog stats, blogging, CYR, dear-abby, milestones, talkshoe
37 Comments
Spreading the bloggy love
I’m exhausted tonight and watching Fringe almost put me to sleep, so instead of writing a post, I’m going to point you to a few people on my feed reader that you might be missing out on. These are just … Continue reading
Stagnant
Sometimes I feel like this blog has been treading water. I don’t mean slow days. Everyone has days where they don’t feel like posting, and the smart ones just don’t post those days. Then there is an idiot like me … Continue reading
Things I hate about your blog
The definition of “your” that should be applied is one that applies to the blogosphere as a whole. 1. You have some type of video or music that plays automatically when I visit. 2. You haven’t tested your blog in … Continue reading
Blogrolling with my homies
So it’s that time again. Time to update the blogroll. A few bloggers turned into scandalous cunts and aren’t worth my time anymore. A few bloggers just disappeared. And, of course, I’ve added a ton of new blogs to my … Continue reading
The Great Interview Experiment
Before I get to today’s post, don’t forget about yesterday’s contest. All you need to do is pick out the seven pop culture references I mention. The contest doesn’t end until tonight at midnight, so you still have a chance … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, Bloggers, blogging, citizen-of-the-month, contest, contests, feral-mom, gone-feral, great-interview-experiment
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