The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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My recap: The ABCs of #BlogHer2011
A is for the Ass that Amalah Ate After Absorbing Ample Amounts of Alcohol B is for the Beautiful Balcony Bestowing Bodacious Brainwaves and Bountiful Business Blueprints (or here if the GLMPS embed doesn’t work) C is for the Clamors … Continue reading
Where I’ve been and where I’m going. Also, more #BlogHer11 shit.
Have you missed me? I’ve been around, just not here. Over at the new satire site, Insert Eyeroll, I dispense advice with my monthly column. You can submit questions and know that you’re getting sage advice that will in no … Continue reading
How not to be a loser at this year’s #BlogHer
Are you going to BlogHer this year? Although I’m not a veteran, having only attended the last two BlogHer conferences in New York and Chicago, I am perfectly willing to call myself an expert in any arena. Many bloggers choose … Continue reading
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Tagged Bloggers, blogher, blogher 2011, conferences, san diego, social anxiety
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What Do You Think About Men at BlogHer?
Do you think that men should be banned from attending BlogHer? Or are men an essential component to the entire blogging experience? I’ve made it clear in previous posts that I think that men are a part of the woman … Continue reading
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Tagged blogher, discrimination, gender, men, room of your own, royo, women
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Topics we’ll never see at a blogging conference
Inspired by two recent posts.
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Tagged art, blogging, blogher, cartoon, comedy, conferences, humor, mom 2.0, women, women's rights
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Life lessons learned from #BlogHer10.
It’s been drilled into my head many times that you should be able to learn something from every experience and interaction you have with someone else. I used to fight against that notion, but I’ve since learned that it’s true. … Continue reading
How I found out this weekend that I am brave.
For the past five days, I have been in New York City for this little conference called BlogHer 2010. I had a blast, and I plan on writing a full recap soon, but for now I thought I would talk … Continue reading








