The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: blogher
The Bloggers of #BlogHer09: Limericks are Hard
Just when you thought I was done with my BlogHer posts, I drag you back in. Rather than trying to remember every single person I met last weekend and risk hurting feelings by leaving someone out, I’m going to try … Continue reading
My Interview with #BlogHer09
On Sunday, July 26th, after a short yet productive life, Twitter hashtag #BlogHer09 passed away in the hospital. She spent her entire life selflessly supporting the 2009 BlogHer Conference, and although many people may have found her annoying and a … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged avitable, blogher, blogher09, comedy, hashtags, humor, interviews, men, parody, satire, twitter, women
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Sunday rerun: A Letter to my Body #blogher
In my BlogHer Room Of Your Own panel, I was asked what my favorite post was, and while there were several contenders, the one that stood out the most seemed to by the post I wrote a year and a … Continue reading
Posted in blogher
Tagged avitable, blogher, blogher 2009, comedy, humor, letter-to-my-body, parody
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What I think today will be like at #BlogHer
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A scientific study of the people attending #BlogHer.
According to BlogHer, there will be 1,399 people attending the main BlogHer conference this weekend. That’s not an astronomical number of people and it’s not a infinitesimal number of people. It’s a solid showing of bloggers who are getting together … Continue reading
Getting to know Avitable #blogher
For those of you who read me and are not going to BlogHer, I apologize in advance. I’ve written a few posts over the next week that will be a bit more centered around the conference, but hopefully there are … Continue reading
Posted in blogher
Tagged avitable, Bloggers, blogher, humor, introduction, parties, vaginally challenged
106 Comments
My new favorite iPhone app – Bump #blogher
Let’s say that you’re hanging out in your office one day when all of a sudden you spy one of your oldest friends. After a passionate kiss, you decide to exchange contact information, but you don’t have any business cards. … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, blogher, bump, iphone, iphone applications, iphone apps, poken app store, top apps
90 Comments
MomDot Marketing Fail
Thanks to the anonymous blogger with the huge tits for bringing this to my attention. Here’s the front page of MomDot.com as of 11:53 PM EST: Notice anything interesting? Let’s take a closer look: There are only three possible ways … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged avitable, blissfully domestic, blogher, fail, grocheries, humor, idiocy, marketing, marketing fail, momdot
141 Comments
Why you should buy Miss Britt a drink at #BlogHer
This is what happens after two drinks at Parliament House between Britt and Hilly: Why you should buy Britt a drink at BlogHer from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.
Posted in blogher, Vlog
Tagged blogher, blogher 09, hilly, kissing, lesbian, miss britt, snackiepoo, vimeo, Vlog
106 Comments
Laziest fucking Sunday ever.
A night out at The Parliament House, a local drag club, with Britt, Hilly, Amy, Clown and others means that I didn’t write anything for today. And since I’m exhausted and have no ability to think coherently, I thought I’d … Continue reading
Posted in blogher, Partay
Tagged avitable, Avitaween, blogher, blogher 09, halloween, parliament, room of your own
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